College Weight Gain

Going to have to ask daddy for all of his designer clothes in a bigger size.

Every summer, we always have a few people who are high up on the social ladder who like to go out on their boats to have an marine roast, this young family has carefully picked a hog out from our varied range and they chose our locally fattened, prize pig Collin. Although Collin isn’t the fattest pig we have, he has been blessed with good genes that has made him a gorgeous looking pig, and he has also been reared on nothing but corn (well, popcorn, but it’s all maize), so the flavour of his meat should surly bring out some corny undertones. Anyways, they’re planning on sailing out into the ocean, and roasting him on their boats spit, I’m sure that the combination of smells of saltiness and cooking longpig will be heavenly, and I’m sure that he will go down an absolute treat.