power over me.

Always, Sir. You should try to do it anyway — I’d love to see two powerful Dominants fighting over me. Great! I knew you’d see things my way. I’ll make sure to send you an email with all my information, including preferred colors, safeword and limits, as well as anything else you might find relevant. I can’t wait for the big event!

Not many submissives are like yourself, though I’m sure you know that. It’s a nice change of pace to know that you have that bite. 

Perfect. I’ll also require a list of any allergies, preferred foods, and for you to inform your boss that you’ll be taking that Monday off. I plan on keeping you quite busy through the weekend. 

I’m a tattoo artist. It’s nothing special, a few of my designs, mostly names a few claim tattoos, but it’s nice. It’s the only time that I don’t have to think about… everything else happening in the world right now.

..better than what I was expecting you to say, at least. What’s that mean, though? World’s been pretty okay lately. Nothing too weird.

Oh, I’m a writer. I did a little bit of slam poetry, and now I’m trying to get a novel published. Pretty much every interaction I have is through emails with my editor. Oh, poor puppers! I have separation anxiety too, so I get it. Never bit anyone so far, though. I can’t say I’m very experienced in the area, but don’t sound very classy, no.

..Alright, then. Nothing wrong with that, I suppose. But I would suggest getting out more - if only for your mental health. 

Oh. You’re a virgin, then? That’s unfortunate for you. 

Not as far as I’d like, Sir. Oh, that’s a shame. It sounds to me like you’d benefit from having someone around to assist you every now and then. What kind of convincing you are looking for, exactly? Because I could tell you about my skills, I could get a reference letter from my bosses at the Mayor’s office to attest to what a good, hard-working, and obedient submissive I am, if that’s what you want. Or I could just tell you I’d let you do things to me you’ve never even dreamed of, and I guarantee you I’d be the most fun date you’d ever have in your entire life. I can get on my knees and say please too, but I need a clean floor.

Ambitious. I like it. If you didn’t have your own very lucrative job in the government, I’d poach you myself. But I’m sure the Dukes would fight me for it. I think all of those things attest to exactly what I’m looking for.. Would you mind sending me your dress and shoe size? I’ll have something delivered to you a few days before the event. 

Actually, no. My job’s actually the only thing keeping me from doing that. …I don’t know if that’s better or worse. 

Fucking worse, the hell? What do you even do?

You and I must be very different because I think I would be all over that. I don’t work with other people very often and, I don’t know, I feel like gossiping is a good team building exercise. …Except for the whole adultery part. Or the McDonald’s blowjob. Those sound less fun.

You’ll have to forgive me, Sir, but I don’t believe for a second that a Dominant like yourself wouldn’t have a date for the gala. If this is some kind of tricky, I’m onto you. And if it isn’t, I look great next to you.

Flattery does get you far, doesn’t it, Amy? Unfortunately, not a trick - I’ve just been far too busy to seek out anyone for a night on the town as I usually do. However, I’d like to hear more of your proposal. I don’t doubt that you’d look stunning on my arm, but I’ll need a bit more convincing. 

Sorry, not you- Yes I’m talking to you. I said no, and the answer is final.- I’m sorry Mrs. Cavanaugh. I was trying to coordinate a meeting with the press about the gala and someone must be new. 

Oh yeah, you really told him, didn’t you?

Give me one good reason why I should wear a dress.

Yeah, I’ve been checking you out.

Whatever you’re going to ask, the answer is No, I’m busy.

The way you flirt is embarrassing to watch.

If this weather gets any colder I might just have to hibernate until summer.