Our Lives Are Fat

I once ate a family pack of Hamburger Helper, all to myself. FAT.

I once woke up with a taquito in one hand and my other hand in a bag of chips. FAT.

I once ate 16 slices of pizza in 24 hours. FAT.

I once said all I want to do is read Harry Potter and eat forever. FAT.

I once ate a Snickers bar after my slice of pizza, another person's slice of pizza, and a plate of perogies once my roommate was asleep and turned out the lights. FAT.