The years went by...faster than we realized.

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

really funny that “wonderland” is used to mean some place that’s cool and good and fun to visit. which is not how I would describe alice’s wonderland.

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

did you google how to take a screen shot

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

My old person take today is that I feel like people have normalized being on your phone every single moment including when you're spending "quality" time with others so much that they're defensive if someone isn't ok with it. Yes, you have a problematic relationship with your phone and social media if you physically cannot put it down for a couple of hours to like, have dinner with your friends. It's a show of respect for other people's time and energy as well as important to be present and connect with people around you. Your parents who told you no phone at the table were right for that one.

people who do a PhD are running from something

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

do you guys remember actually socializing on social media instead of seeing ad after ad after ad

the feminine urge to stay gone. be unseen, be unavailable, be unheard of. disappear.

What if I formatted my resume like one of those porn bot bios?

😝Massachusetts🎀Bachelor’s degree in biology🍉’17/😘🍑♑️/💎Microsoft Office💯