The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking

Should’ve left me alone if I wasn’t what you wanted

Can’t wait to get wine drunk with my future wife all the time

You gotta date someone u can have fun at a grocery store with

im tired i wanna go home to you

“You’re my girl” is my fav thing. Like yes I am. You’re right. Say it again.

passionately kissing in the dark in total silence is a fucking mood

I just want to live with the girl I’m in a committed relationship with, travel with her, go on cute picnics, slow dance the nights away in our living room and never stop falling in love with each other

yeah i have a double major in gay and stupid