Confesse your sins!

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I need more Waterloo gifs

napoleon riding franz ii/i's forehead trust

This is honestly a bit embarrassing, but I’ve actually assigned dere types to MOST of the napoleonic war figures. Yes that took a lot of research. And out of embarrassment I will not be sharing said dere types I assigned 😓

I know a lot of people have gay ships with the figures of the era but I genuinely think Junot was gay for Napoleon. I know it's not confirmed or anything but being gay isn't that crazy honestly. But also, literally what else would motivate him to be /that/ loyal

i call him napo baby because he's not a nepo baby

I want to suffocate under Ney, if I die I die

sometimes I pretend Murat and Bessières are my parents

i hate the napoleon bonaparte selfcest him x his younger self

Previous Nelson anon has made me brave enough to confess that I sometimes think about that twink getting passed around like a blunt by his captains. I'm so sorry.

I love when Napoleon talks about Eugene's "Good qualities" like i can't imagine him phrasing it like that to Joseph or his marshals it's so paternal

I would do crazy things to Nelson's cervix.

Michel ney it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

Alright so maybe my question came of as snobby or even stupid to which i do apologize for I admit that i know next to nothing abour nelsons relationship with lady Hamilton and pulled the question just out of smth i observed with how they get talked about.

Joachim Murat would love Lady Gaga

sometimes i pretend murat is my son

To the person who said Emma Hamilton and Nelson’s relationship is stupid and blah blah blah. You do realise that if he could have, he would have simply divorced the shit out of his wife and have left her well compensated and therefore would not have been cheating on her. He also made SURE she had a LOT of financial support, despite his affair. Nelson and his wife loved each other yes but they BOTH were not INLOVE with each other. But he fully believed that he and Emma were soulmates and that God intended them to be together. You complaining about this literally makes you sound like some uppity Victorian.