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Cristiano Ronaldo as Harry Potter

The living legend that everyone knows, the Chosen One. Some people love him, some hate him to death (mainly Voldemort and culés). Saves the world most of the time, loves his house (club). Unlike real Harry, doesn’t have the scar (he thanks God for it every morning).

James Rodríguez as Ginny Weasley

Desperately in love with Harry (Cris) since Day 1. At the first sight quiet and shy, but actually very skilled in combat and will never step down. Doesn’t need protection, can take care of himself (well, except that one time with the basilisk, you know).

Fábio Coentrao as Ron Weasley

In love with Cris as well (but let’s just call them best friends). Mostly lives in Cris’ shadow but he’ll content himself with less fame and more family happiness. Let’s be honest, every big wizard needs a friend like this.

Isco as Hermione Granger

The brightest wizard of his age, talented, also really badass. Doesn’t really like breaking the rules, but understands that sometimes it’s necessary. Kinda awkward when it comes to relationships other than friendship, but would never leave a person in need behind.

Gareth Bale as Hagrid

The giant that loves Cristiano, James, Fábio… hell, everyone. But he prefers to protect them and watch over them than mingle in their teenage loves.

Marcelo&Pepe as Fred&George

Inseparable, with their own sense of humor that tends to be dangerous. Their friends love them, the professors (referees) not that much.

Asier Illarramendi as Nymphadora Tonks

People sometimes think of him as of the clumsiest person in the world and generally underestimate him, but he truly loves his friends and would die for them. He’s still a big child inside, though.

Karim Benzema as Madame Maxime

You don’t want to mess with him - there is a kind heart underneath the imposing exterior, but still, making a half-giant angry is never a good idea.

Sergio Ramos as Sirius Black

The guy that always gets into problems, though not always it’s his fault. Would die for his friends and mainly for his godson (Cris). True Marauder, no pranks no fun, acts first, thinks later.

Luka Modrić as Neville Longbottom

The one with sad childhood, the one everyone used to make fun of. At the beginning, nobody thought he could be big. But he grew up into a great wizard always ready to help his friends.

Toni Kroos as Luna Lovegood

The kind one, somehow odd but extremely loyal and supportive. Doesn’t belong into the immediate pack of Cristiano’s suitors, but he values his friendship highly.

Raphael Varane as Fleur Delacour

The French beauty that people tend to underestimate, but Beauxbatons (aka French NT) taught him enough to be ready to fight a war. Proud and fierce, but with a good heart.

Lucas Silva as Colin Creevey

Most of the time just observes and is starstruck by Cristiano (and pretty much everyone that comes near him).

Keylor Navas as Remus Lupin

People used to be suspicious towards him, but he eventually won most of their hearts. Very skilled and brave, a bit socially awkward, generally the uncle-figure.

Jesé Rodríguez as Viktor Krum

Was a Quidditch star at a young age, then injuries interrupted his career, but he is still destined to achieve great things.

Daniel Carvajal as Seamus Finnigan

Friendly and loyal, also skillful, though you never know when he makes something explode accidentally.

Álvaro Arbeloa as Peeves

Annoys pretty much everyone, everyone wants him gone, but he refuses to move.

Martin Odegaard as Albus Severus Potter

We don’t know what he will become yet, but Hogwarts surely can make him big.

Nacho Fernández as Lavender Brown

Stands in the background most of the time, but wants the attention and love. Also, very loyal and more brave than anyone thinks.

Casemiro as Dean Thomas

Muggle-born, but learns quickly. Working hard to get his place in the Quidditch team.

Denis Cheryshev as Nigel Wolpert

Starstruck by Cristiano even more than Colin Creevey (Lucas Silva), not regarded very highly but actually is quite skillful.

Florentino as Lord Voldemort

Do you need me to explain this?

Notable former members

Iker Casillas as Cedric Diggory

The embodiment of all Hogwarts’ values, true champion, brave, clever, loving, kind. Killed by Voldemort.

Álvaro Morata as Oliver Wood

Talented Quidditch player that didn’t quite live up to his potential at Hogwarts, but made a decent career elsewhere. He later returned to Hogwarts for the final battle and Voldemort didn’t like it at all.

José Mourinho as Severus Snape

Hated by some, adored by others (mainly the Slytherins of course). Achieved great things but could probably do even better if some people weren’t spoiling it. Killed by Voldemort (what a surprise).

Guti as Gilderoy Lockhart

His looks and quotes sometimes outshone his deeds. The sex symbol of the wizarding world.

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I realize this also isn’t in order but, I think Luka podcast was needed after yesterday. Anyway, enjoy

I realize this also isn’t in order but, I think Luka podcast was needed after yesterday. Anyway, enjoy

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(this is a translation of this hilariously over-the-top article by marca.com. There’s an English version but it’s watered down, so I’ll post my own version here - pics and gifs are my addition):

One of the stellar moments in Real Madrid’s dressing room is Sergio Ramos’ impersonation of Luka Modric. They say it’s perfect, that one can’t tell which of the two is speaking. It’s so good that many cry with laughter - including Luka. A guy known to be charming, endearing and well-loved by everyone, and who has managed to win over the heart of the White’s captain. 

It’s a partnership that has starred in two of the happiest moments in Real Madrid’s recent history. The last one, in El Clásico, was another game saving header from the defender with a pass from Modric. Friends and heroes.

“Lukita and I understand each other with a look”, acknowledged Sergio. This was after the free kick goal that evened out the game against Barcelona. Modric was adjusting his headband while looking out for the position of his friend. Five minutes before he had already done so with a similar free kick, but the Croatian had not been so precise then and the ball went above the captain’s head.

But the second one didn’t fail. He aimed the ball precisely and Sergio headed it even better. “You finally managed a good one”, jokingly said Ramos to Modric later in the dressing room. Before that, they had already looked out for each other for a hug on the field when the referee signaled the end of the match. “You and me once again”, they seemed to say. And yes, once again, because a Classic is a Classic, even if the one they settled in Lisbon is the one that will unite them forever.

Real Madrid’s Recipe

Their friendship is a very good deal for Real Madrid on the field. Sergio and Luka are more than friends, they are like brothers. They’re flesh and bone. They go out together with their families, they share their vacation time. Sergio took him out to his estate and Luka invited him to Croatia. In everyday life they are inseparable. They are the last ones to leave the training camp at Valdebebas. Even after everyone else has left, you can still see them over there talking, on the massage tables, in the gym, in the dressing room and even in the sauna. They talk about everything.

They know each other so well that in the Spain-Croatia match from the last European Championship, Modric was the architect of the penalty kick miss from Ramos when the game was tied at 1x1. Luka, who was injured, left the bench to send out instructions to Srna about where Ramos would shoot. This was sent out to the goalkeeper, who dived for the side Modric had guessed and successfully stopped the ball.  

Considering all this, it’s surprising that they didn’t start out well at all. In his first months at Real Madrid, Modric didn’t like Ramos’ attitude during the matches. Bold as you like, he said it all to Ramos’ face. It was the best decision he could’ve made because if there’s something that Sergio likes is straightforward people. They cleared up the issue and, without realizing, sealed up a friendship that keeps on growing. Until Lisbon, who sealed them up together for life.  

I’m drunk🥃