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Love my best friend so much I wanna open up their ribcage crawl inside and fall asleep to the steady beat of their heart

#fart diary #txt

Putting out a job ad for any vampire who wants to suck me

Pros: I'm on my period

Cons: I'll cough into your mouth

#the moon is gibbeous tonight excuse me #fart diary

I fucking hate capsicums cause they've pavloved my digestive system into shitting almost immediately after eating one

They're so fucking tasty man. Fuck.

#red capsicum #yellow capsicum #green capsicum #fart diary

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girl why are you at church...don't you know sundays are for #masturbating

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man on the train eating a burger and moaning so loudly.

#like we get it #youre in euphoria or whatever #im not jealous. shut up.#fart diary

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This is how life gets after 11 pee ehm

syncing my menstrual cycle to the moon so I can be my horniest on the full moon

#txt #fart diary

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Im doctor feelgood and shitbad

#reblogging this with every ibs episode

digitaldiseas3

it’s absolutely ridiculous that anxiety/nervousness can give you digestive issues like please i’m already upset enough can we not add “shitting my pants” to the list of fears today

#can i endure the pains of existing without popping at least 6 lacteeze tablets

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Hey guys what's the definition of a savant cause I'm reeeeallly good at spotting groups of 4 but only that

The pattern-finding brainworm is really good at one thing and it's being utterly useless

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You know what don't let people tell you twilight is stupid. Those faggy vampires could break their neck in a second

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Beautiful and caring Alice Cullen is really holding me back. You're LUCKY she's soothing me and whispering gentle words of comfort

You know what don't let people tell you twilight is stupid. Those faggy vampires could break their neck in a second

#i do NOT fuck around when it comws to vampires #fart diary

DUUUDE did you see what fhey did the- yeah they totally- oohhh it was-

... -_-

Hey dude can u let me get a word in or?

#txt #fart diary

Im doctor feelgood and shitbad

#txt #fart diary

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Back home from the function? Ah excellent, I'm going to make my bathroom tremble

#txt #fart diary

The appeal of becoming a vampire, personally, is so I can fuck with your whole bloodline

#txt #fart diary

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