farewell carolus

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“ Oh, I’ve been doing quite alright; not too many glasses-crushing incidents as of late, thankfully. I always feel so bad having to inconvenience Mr. Honikker to make me a new pair. ”

“ Anyways, what kind of book is it? ”

Carolus picked up the book that the other gestured to, holding it in one hand. He turned it over, examining the cover and reading the bits and pieces that were present. A mystery novel; a genre he took a liking to as of recent. C knew quite a lot about him.

“ Certainly sounds interesting. ”

“Mr Honikker always seems so busy. You would think he could make something that would repair your glasses on it’s own. Or maybe he just likes fixing them for you himself.” 

Charles took a look back down at the book, having selected it merely on a quick familiar whim. Of course, all the books here are ones he himself most likely enjoyed. Every book in the House was either based on books he either read himself or heard about, or were just parodies of something else. Carolus was already pretty good at picking out the good from the mass amounts of trash that littered the bookshelves, but he hoped to help the boy find something new at least. And books were a good way to get to know someone better as well, not that he didn’t know Carolus pretty well by now.

Carolus smiled a bit, though fronted by embarrassment. He held the book in his hands closer to his chest before looking back at the heavenly figure of the white haired boy next to him.

" Sound's fascinating, C. Thanks for the recommendation ! "

He loosened his hug around the book, holding it in one hand and putting it in the satchel next to his hip, snapping it closed afterwards.

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗 (how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗 (wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗💗 (hoping for a romantic relationship)

Carolus looked around at his new surroundings, curious and most definitely confused.

“ Huh ? Where’d I end up this time ? ” He mumbled to himself, before noticing that someone else was here in this strange white void.

“ Oh, me ? ” Carolus pointed at himself in response. “ Uhm… I do suppose I’m lost…. ”

Carolus blinked, looking at the other : something felt familiar about them, but at the same time almost completely foreign.

“ Do I know you ? ”

“ Oh dear… That can’t be good. “ What to do… What to do… What could they do was the better question; the god has never explored the many realms outside of his own small universe. Even when aid first arrive to whisk them away to a better life, the god refused and stayed here with their creatures with their very being. 

It was better this way.

Sadly, that’s not the problem. How did this human get within their universe? Are they even human? Can the god trust them?

“ Do you know me? I doubt that. I’ve never left this place! “ They tilted their head off to the side and smiled a bit. The strange child seem… normal enough. No abnormalities. No violent tendencies from what they could obverse. This interact could be entertaining at the very least; anything was better than sitting in this deafening silence. 

Carolus thought to himself quietly, a hand to his chin as his face scrunched up a bit to think about this conundrum. Unusual ! Someone who looked like C, but still wasn't C ? Or maybe it's a strange dream that's extremely lucid ? Whether it's real or not, getting home would be a nice objective. Though, he was almost certain he walked through a door, but there's no doors to be seen in a white void such as this; how concerning.

" It's nice to meet you Vincent, my name's Carolus ! "

He smiled happily, and slightly bowed to the other, before standing up straight and looking at the other.

In all her time in the White House, Cari always failed to interact with the meek one of the defects, c40, which was odd since he was the least threatening. He seemed soft at every corner, somewhat fidgety like her as well, he didn’t seem like he’d be all too bad as some of the others were. With this in mind, he decided to try and speak to him. 

He looked up to see the other, “ Ah.. Hello! My name? Uhm, it’s Carolus. ”

Carolus bookmarked his page and turned the book shut, smiling at the girl in front of him.

She kept her reply mostly hushed and consice, bowing a little as she did. It was kind of unecessary, but this kind of overly-respectful tone had become somewhat of a norm for her. She herself didn’t think anything of it as she smiled slightly at Carolus.

“You like to read?”

Carolus lightly laughed at how overly polite Cari seemed to be, bowing slightly towards him. Once the other had asked a question, he directed his attention to the subject of the matter: the closed book in his lap.

Cari tugged slightly at her collar, sort of embarassed despite not needing to be. At least she willed herself not to fidget further before doing something stupid.

“It’d be nice to have a talk though, that’s kind of why I wanted to come over in the first place- I don’t really know anyone, and it’s a little awkward… so I thought going to talk to someone might fix that the slightest bit-”

" I tend to talk a lot if my interest is piqued enough, so hopefully I'm an okay conversation partner for you, Cari. "

He picked up the book from his lap and put it away into his satchel next to him. Carolus looked back over at Cari, smiling.

" Hm.. Let's see, what do you do for hobbies then if not reading? I'd want to see if we had anything in common to talk about, though if you're okay with me rambling about books I don't mind either choice. "

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