let's get weird with it

Everything scares me i am only the size of one molecule

Why do people keep reblogging that photo of a goth chick in a combine harvester

For context she made a tiktok dancing to a country song and people were saying "I bet she doesn't even know how to start a tractor". So she started the tracker up and drove it.

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

no yeah i cant hang out sorry. yeah im hugging my pillow in bed today. yeah no itll be for a while. maybe for forever. OK bye

now more than ever it truly is OUR chemical romance

on one hand i get the “there’s always been bad movies this isn’t new” mentality because yeah, of course there’s always been bad art. that’s just how content creation works. but there is a huge difference between Bad Movies then and Bad Movies now. because if we’re going to define “bad movies” by stuff like poor storytelling, mediocre acting, lazy editing, shock and plot twists valued over a coherent narrative, etc etc…then like. let’s be honest with ourselves. the bad movies of today are the ones dominating the box office and making it near impossible for anything else to get made. bad movies are everywhere and are drowning out a lot of good movies and that’s the problem, combined with this mentality that we’re not even allowed to criticise shit anymore. you can’t call ANY movie bad without some clown being like “ummmm let people enjoy things” and film criticism has turned into a collection of people raised on fandom who think their personal opinion is an objective fact so bad movies get to keep being made and keep being shoved in our faces and keep sucking the soul out of the industry. bad movies back in the day were shit like “the toxic slime creature” which like five people have seen and was made on a budget of ten dollars and absolutely sucks but at least the creators had fun with it and could actually go out and make a movie and put it into the world. bad movies now are fucking dr strange. like it is absolutely not the same.

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

Bestie can we have gay sex sorry I mean gay sex I mean

Of course the gay sex post takes off on the gay sex website

Sometimes a character says something creepy or rude that's really out of character and it's obviously bc the creator thinks it's funny, and you just have to say "I know my boy and I know he wouldn't say that" and move on

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this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this