Where am I?

the way the dinosaurs were here for like 180 million years and we're just like ughhh rip to the monsters. now onto the main story of planet earth humanity. btw we're 3 seconds old

i forgot to do 1 billion things

man hamburgers are so good, in spite of the fascist imperialist american goverment which i don´t support

OCD heritage post

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

audrey horne kill your father and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

im left with so many questions. does she not use yeast? if her definition of “plant based diet” is so literal that it doesnt include mushrooms, does it also not include salt? does she not eat fermented food because bacteria arent plants? why does she not eat fungi? clearly its not an issue of taste, she praises the taste here. does she think theyre unhealthy somehow? does she have moral objections to eating fungus? i would like to interview her

i really try not to get cranky over media where i’m nowhere near the target demographic anyway but every time i learn something new about Wednesday as a former lifelong Addams Family fan who adopted the pen name Addams for years because of it. it makes me so mad my tummy hurts

let’s get tumbled by mama

Peepaw needs his porch time