Sarcasm is my only defense.

“Yeah you can say that because you’re freaking hot, meanwhile I’m not noticed at all, I get how you’re situation sucks but mines not much better,” Stiles said, watching Tony work in clear fascination.

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If Stiles had his way Stuart would be covered in marks but as it was he resisted the urge to bite down or to mark his twins neck. He moaned into the kiss, rolling his hips upwards to meet Stu’s, one hand going to unbutton his jeans.

Stiles was fidgeting worse than usual, his anxiety seemed aplified more than ever, he thought he'd be good at this, he'd helped Scott through it after all he figured he could apply it to himself "I uh... same thing we did with Scott but uh... I don't have an anchor like he did, I tried using my dad, it calms me a bit but not much."

“10 best friend points to you, yes he is, and the annoying voice. But he was awful and I can’t imagine Disney could make a fuck up worse than Jar jar and you know it has Han in it so I’m gonna love it regardless.”

Scott smiled, glad that he’d been right about the character.  He had really tried to pay attention to the movies when he was watching him.  “Are you going to dress up for the movie?” 

"My Han costume is all set," Stiles said with a grin "I'm going on premier night and I'm going as Han, nothing is stopping me."

fanofignoringtheproblem + keepingwatch || RP: With You I Am Home

“God you’re eager,” Stiles said with a bright grin as his back hit the bed, pulling Stuart on top of him, removing the others shirt before moving to resume the kiss, his hands tracing newly exposed skin. “Please tell me you didn’t get roped into anything this weekend, cuz I fully intend on spending the majority of it in this bed.”

Lesser of Two Evils |Stiles and Void- Closed to keepingwatch-|

“If I remember right Chess isn’t you’re game of choice…. Or have you decided to give up Go since it didn’t work out so well for you last time?” Stiles snarked. “No blood, it literally just look like we pulled it out of a tomb instead of someone who was alive and in class the day before,” he took his phone out of his pocket and pulled up the pictures of the corpse and held it up for Void. “I can’t find anything in any of the texts I’ve managed to collect so… Here I am.” 

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“Yeah… still trying to figure out what exactly it is you see in me,” Stiles admitted with a self depricating grin. He gasped at the bite to his neck “Good to know… Now enough talk about Scott.”

Ethan leaned in to kiss him. “You are just special I can’t put it into words. I am in love with you.” He spread Stiles’ leg and grabbed his dick. 

Stiles heart caught in his throat “I-In love?”

“Well usually when someone breaks up with you it means they don’t want you,” Stiles pointed out with a frown “That’s what I have to assume anyways since I didn’t get much of a reason. And fine you want me to be honest? I love you! I’m always gonna love you and seeing you everyday and not being able to- It’s torture okay?”

Derek took a deep breath, keeping himself for rolling with both his eyes and head. “Stiles” He started and looked into the younger males eyes. “I didn’t break up with you because I didn’t want you, I did it to keep you safe” It had broken his heart, but he had done it for a good reason. “I love you Stiles, and that makes you a target. If people want to hurt me they’ll hurt you, and I can’t continue living knowing that I could have prevented you from getting hurt” He took a step closer placing his hand carefully on Stiles cheek. “I’ll always want you, and I’ll always want to be with you. But you are only human, you are so fragile, and I don’t want to see you get hurt. It broke me too, it tortured me that I had to pretend, but I did it for you. Because I love you too much to risk your safety”

“You idiot,” Stiles said leaning into the touch “That’s not a choice you should have made for me. I’m in danger weather I’m with you or not. I’m a human in a werewolf pack,” he pointed out hesitantly taking a chance and tuning to kiss Derek’s palm. “I rather be in danger and with you than live the safest life in history without you.”

“I’ve been trying to calm down all day,” Stiles said with a scowl “I’m using all the methods I helped you with and none of it is working.” His eyes flashed blue once more with fustration “Maybe I should head there now? I’m not gonna be able to make it through school today without doing something stupid. I just know it.”

“Of course it’s not, every person has a different way of learning how to control themselves.” Scarlett answered smartly. She nodded her head in agreement as she watch Stiles flicker back and forth. “Do you want me or one of the others to go with you?”

“Could you?” Stiles asked sheepishly “I mean I trust you more than anyone and I seem to be the most in control around you,” he admitted with a shrug.

“First of all; calm down. Second of all; I already talked to Lydia and she’s agreed to let us use the Lake House.”

“I’ve been trying to calm down all day,” Stiles said with a scowl “I’m using all the methods I helped you with and none of it is working.” His eyes flashed blue once more with fustration “Maybe I should head there now? I’m not gonna be able to make it through school today without doing something stupid. I just know it.”