Left to Wander in My Forest Fortress🌿

reblog if you’ve always believed that it was butter

[[adopting a baby]] “aww she’s so adorabl— wait when was she born?” “may 30th” “a gemini? hell no. what are my other options ??”

not to alarm anyone but if u look at the moon with one eye and then close it and open the other one you see another identical moon a little bit to the left. why has science covered up the existence of this second, secret moon? we are the people and we demand answers

Parallax, my friend

thats a stupid name. it should be called “moon 2″

my biological pronouns are ATGCGCATATCGATCG/CGATCGATCGGCATCGTA

superstars

Finally, celebrities who won’t go on shitty rants on Twitter

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

Okay but Niles and Daphne did it first

why is there so much spongebob on my dash are y’all 7