King of the Serpentine

I sssaw a few other serpentine there too. Which I hadn't really expected. But they ssseemed to have had fun. Junior got involved with the glitter, I think I'll be finding it for weeksss

I question why you think itsss embarrassing for a man to ssspend time with sssomeone trying to take care of him when the whole sssurface ssseemed set on harassing him

We are at the parade and itsss going well. Wu dressed up for it. I must sssay that hisss outfit is quite good. He doesss pull off blue rather well

I'm sssure of it this time. No one better do anything, for their own sssakes if nothing else. Its not just going to be usss two this time. Which means I'll be able to take care of any problemsss

We hope to see you there. There will also be festivitiesss and food, so don't miss out. All are welcome to join!

Yesss he does! And apparently I'm the only one who can actually give him one! At least I dealt with hisss phone. That's a small mercy

He'll be fine... eventually. They managed to get a good throw at his eye

We likely won't be coming back to the sssurface for a while, but I will keep it in mind

If you do sssee this, consider yourselvesss lucky that Wu is a more merciful man than I. Regardlessss of any rumorsss, not all of us serpentine are pacifistsss. You would do well to remember that

Apparently Wu isss not a great baker either

We're making a cobbler berry one. Apparently he had made one shortly when he first found their ship, the Destiny'sss Bounty, ssso it holds some sentimental value

My baking skillsss aren't quite as good as my cooking ones, but I hope that the ice ninja would approve anyways. Wu tellsss me that he was quite the cook. A shame we never had the chance to exchange recipesss

She's able to date other people and ssso am I. Really I don't understand why more people don't do it. That'sss how its been for all of my relationshipsss... well all the onesss I care to think about