An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 17/?
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog (IDW Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Blaze the Cat & Silver the Hedgehog, Amy Rose & Blaze the Cat, Silver the Hedgehog & Sonic the Hedgehog, Rouge the Bat & Shadow the Hedgehog, E-123 Omega & Rouge the Bat & Shadow the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower & Sonic the Hedgehog, Mighty the Armadillo & Ray the Flying Squirrel, Charmy Bee & Espio the Chameleon & Vector the Crocodile, Charmy Bee & Espio the Chameleon, Jet the Hawk & Storm the Albatross & Wave the Swallow, Jet the Hawk & Sonic the Hedgehog, Espio the Chameleon & Vector the Crocodile, Miles "Tails" Prower & Ray the Flying Squirrel, Mighty the Armadillo & Sonic the Hedgehog, Knuckles the Echidna & Mighty the Armadillo & Ray the Flying Squirrel, Sonic the Hedgehog & Miles āTailsā Prower & Mighty the Armadillo & Ray the Flying Squirrel, Knuckles the Echidna & Miles "Tails" Prower & Sonic the Hedgehog, Amy Rose & Shadow the Hedgehog, Charmy Bee & Vector the Crocodile
Characters: Sonic the Hedgehog, Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog), Silver the Hedgehog, Blaze the Cat, Rouge the Bat, Shadow the Hedgehog, E-123 Omega (Sonic the Hedgehog), Miles "Tails" Prower, Mighty the Armadillo, Ray the Flying Squirrel, Knuckles the Echidna, Vector the Crocodile, Espio the Chameleon, Charmy Bee, Team Chaotix (Sonic the Hedgehog), Team Dark (Sonic the Hedgehog), Jet the Hawk, Wave the Swallow, Storm the Albatross, Babylon Rogues (Sonic the Hedgehog), Cream the Rabbit
Additional Tags: Fluff, Animal Instincts, Winter, hibernation, Featuring My Personal Headcanons, Animal Traits, Domestic Fluff, Team Dark are Family (Sonic the Hedgehog), Slice of Life, Fighting, Miles "Tails" Prower and Sonic the Hedgehog are Siblings, Mild Blood, Summer, Blood and Injury, Blood, Hurt/Comfort, Light Angst, Team Chaotix are Family (Sonic the Hedgehog), Panic Attacks, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Platonic Cuddling, Family Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Attempted Kidnapping
Summary:
This is simply a bunch of short stories centered around animal fun facts and how I think they would affect Sonic and the gang. I love it when authors do this so I figured I could make my own!
The world was a blur of colors as Jet and Sonic raced through the jungle. They weaved up, under, and through any obstacles in their way, pushing themselves closer and closer to the finish line. Both held determined looks on their faces, eager to win the race. They turned the corner, and the finish line came into view, their friends eagerly waiting.Ā
Amy, Tails, and Knuckles cheered on Sonic as Storm and Wave cheered on Jet.Ā
The two speedsters approached the finish line at breakneck speeds. They leaned forwards, pushing their Extreme Gear as fast as it would go.Ā
They flashed past the finish line, the cheering from their friends growing louder. The two came to a screeching halt, jumping off their Extreme Gear.Ā
āHa! I totally won this time!ā Jet boasted, a wide grin on his face.Ā
Sonic scoffed as he laughed. āWhat? Are you blind? I totally won!āĀ
The two shoved past each other as they rushed towards Tails, who was staring intently at his tablet.Ā
āHey, Tails! I won, right?ā Sonic asked, shoving Jet away from him.Ā
Tails squinted harder at the screen, his eyes focused on the image of the two crossing the finish line. āUh⦠Iām not- Hey!āĀ
Jet snatched the tablet from the kitās hands and took a few steps away, staring down at the tablet. His smile quickly faded as he frowned, his eye twitching. His grip on the tablet tightened as his frustration grew. āAre you kidding?!ā He shouted, stomping his foot on the ground.
Sonic smirked, crossing his arms. āWhat? Canāt accept defeat once in a while?āĀ
Jetās body shook, his feathers ruffled as he approached the hedgehog. āNo!āĀ
He shoved the tablet in Sonicās face, revealing the image. Even with the numerous camera angles, each one showed them neck and neck. Again. Sonic frowned, his ears turning back. He whipped towards Jet, the two immediately bashing heads and staring each other down with equal growls of frustration.Ā
Amy pushed herself between the two and shoved them away from each other. āNow boys, does it really matter whoās the fastest out-āĀ
A sharp āYes!ā came from the speedsters.Ā
The pink hedgehog sighed. āBut this is your fifth race ending in a tie! Canāt you just both accept that youāre fast?!āĀ
āIām not losing to the likes of him!āĀ
Amy frowned, crossing her arms.Ā
āWell, I have an idea,ā Tails started as he slowly took his tablet from Jetās hands. āWhat if you guys did a different type of challenge? Just to have a definitive winner for today?ā He asked with a nervous smile. If he were to be honest, he really wanted the competition to come to a close. He had a project back home calling his name, and he desperately wanted to respond to it.Ā
āGood idea, Tails,ā Sonic said with a nod. He pointed a finger at Jet. āI challenge you to Uncle Beanieās spice challenge!āĀ
Everyone grew silent. If there was one thing anyone knew about the challenge is that it was rough . There was a small restaurant just outside Central City that was still earning its footing, but anyone who went to Uncle Beanieās Steakhouse knew that no one had completed the challenge. The challenge was to simply eat chili dogs with varying levels of spice. The challenge had five levels, the spice intensifying with each one. Most people made it to level two before they started dropping out. Few made it to three, and a rare few would make it to level four but never past that. Level five was rumored to be made with the phantom pepper: the hottest pepper on the planet Mobius. It was so hot that cooks were advised to wear goggles when cooking with it. The whole restaurant would always watch, cheering on the competitors. Rumor had it that if someone beat the challenge, each customer in the restaurant would get a free drink. Naturally, it was a hit for adrenaline junkies.Ā
Knuckles looked between everyone else before turning to the hedgehog. āSonic, you canāt be serious.āĀ
The blue hedgehog turned around to face the echidna. āOf course I am! Iām the number one eater of chili dogs! If he can match my speed, Iād love to see him try to match this!ā He turned back to the hawk. āWhat do you say, Jet? Can you take the heat?āĀ
The hawk only grinned. āIāll do it. Prepared to be defeated, Sonic the Hedgehog!āĀ
Sonicās smile only widened, a mischievous look on his face. āThen itās a date! Be there by 5:00, and weāll see whoās the better racer!ā He turned around, grabbing his Extreme Gear. He walked off, his friends trailing behind him and expressing concerns about the challenge.Ā
Jet only watched with a smirk on his face.Ā
Wave watched until they were out of sight before turning to her boss. āJet, why did you agree to that?āĀ
The mischievous smile growing wider on his face immediately told her everything she needed to know.Ā
Wave frowned as she placed her hands on her hips, popping a hip to the side. āYou know you canāt taste spice! None of us can! You said you wanted a fair challenge when you first started all of this with Sonic!āĀ
The hawk shrugged as he turned to grab his Extreme Gear. āHe chose the challenge; I just accepted.āĀ
āI think itās a great idea, boss!ā Storm said, giving Jet a thumbs up.Ā
The hawkās smile widened as he puffed out his chest, a fist going to his hip. āSee? Storm gets it,ā he said, turning to Wave.Ā
āStorm is an idiot and agrees to anything you have to say!āĀ
Storm frowned, whipping around to face the swallow. He crouched to her level, his head low and feathers hackled. āStop calling me an idiot all the time! Iām not stupid!āĀ
Waves frowned at him, her tail feathers fanning. āIf you didnāt bumble around like one, maybe I wouldnāt!āĀ
Jet rolled his eyes as he began walking away from the arguing duo. They could fight all they wanted; he had a hedgehog to defeat.Ā
The Babylon Rogues stepped into the restaurant. Peanut shells littered the floor, and the air was filled with the aroma of grilled meat. People talked and laughed loudly from their tables, nearly drowning out the loud music of the restaurant. Waiters weaved between tables at record speeds, delivering drinks and placing orders.Ā
Jet grimaced. He liked the cheering of crowds a lot better than the chaotic mess of sounds of this place. He scanned the restaurant, his eyes landing on Sonic on the other end of the room. He also noted that a lot of his friends had tagged along and currently sat a a large round booth. He only recognized a few, two of them being a white bat and a black and red hedgehog. He still remembered their impressive skills on Extreme Gear. He locked eyes with Sonic, who soon raced over.Ā
āHey, Jet! Ready to get your butt kicked?ā The blue blur asked with a grin.Ā
The hawk returned the smile. āHa! In your dreams maybe!āĀ
A mouse wearing western attire and an apron approached the two, tipping her hat. āHowdy, yāall! Welcome to Uncle Beanieās Steakhouse! Can I get a table ready for yāall?ā She asked with a smile.Ā
Sonicās grin widened as he slung his arm around Jetās shoulders. āNah, weāre here for the challenge!āĀ
The mouse reached for a rope and rang a bell loudly. It was immediately followed by cheers from the whole restaurant.Ā
āRight this way!ā She turned and led them through the crowded restaurant. She led them to a small platform with a table and two chairs. A bucket sat next to each chair. She gestured for Jet and Sonic to sit down.Ā
āYou sure you boys think you can take on the challenge?ā She asked, grabbing two pieces of paper and a pen from her apron.Ā
Sonic leaned back in his chair, his hands behind his head. āI can! Donāt know about Jet though.āĀ
Jet scoffed with a smile. āLetās see you say that once we hit level five!āĀ
āOooh, confident ones,ā the mouse said, setting the papers in front of them. āI need you two to sign these waivers, claiming that you know the effects of spice and that we are not liable for any harm or injury caused by consuming these chili dogs.āĀ
Jet watched as Sonic laughed and boasted about how he was a chili dog connoisseur, claiming the challenge to be nothing. The hawk only silently signed the waiver, the mischievous grin returning to his face as he handed the paper back to the mouse.Ā
The whole restaurant was already watching, but because it was only level one, people werenāt invested yet, only looking over between conversations. Sonicās friends and the other members of the Babylon Rogues watched on. Tails, Amy, Omega, Charmy and Vector were deeply invested before it even began. Knuckles, Rouge and Espio showed interest but were not looking to jump out of their seats. Shadow pretended not to care, but he really wanted to see how the blue blur would handle this challenge. Wave watched on with a slight frown as Storm cheered on Jet.Ā
Within a few minutes, the first chili dog was brought out. Rather than being a whole chili dog to consume, they came out bite sized. Jet could only assume it was to save on food costs and make sure the contest was somewhat fair for the contestant.Ā
The mouse set down their plates along with two glasses of milk. āNow remember the rules: You have to swallow your food before moving on to the next level. You are welcome at any time to take a drink, but the moment you do, you forfeit. If you throw up, you forfeit as well, but just hope you donāt for your own sake.āĀ
Sonic rolled his eyes with a chuckle. āIām sure it canāt be that bad.āĀ
The mouse laughed. āThatās what they all say. Good luck, boys.āĀ
Jet picked up his piece and ate it. The flavor was good, but it wasnāt outstanding. Just tasted like another chili dog to him. He looked up at Sonic as the hedgehog inhaled his piece.Ā
āWow, first level is already more spicy than I expected!ā Sonic said before swallowing. āItās good though!āĀ
Jet hummed in agreement, watching the mouse take away the plates. He already knew he would win this challenge no problem, but he knew that keeping a straight face would make the hedgehog squirm. He couldnāt wait.Ā
They continued the cycle. A plate would be brought out, they would eat, and then they would wait for the next one. The restaurant was heavily invested now with loud cheering and banging tables after every round.Ā
Jet hadnāt been affected by the spice at all but found the different flavors interesting regardless. Maybe he could visit the place more often.Ā
He turned to Sonic once they reached level four. He had to admit he found it funny the way the hedgehog could occasionally cough on the spice and how sweat clung to his face.Ā
He casually put the chili dog in his mouth as he watched Sonic contemplate doing the same. Sonic glanced up, watching Jet stare back as he chewed his food and swallowed. The hedgehog frowned when the hawk offered a smirk. Without thought, the blue blur shoved the chili dog in his mouth. His mouth was ablaze, and he wondered how his mouth hadnāt gone numb by now. His lips already had, but his tongue still seemed to be intact. He coughed on the chili dog and forced himself to swallow. He held a hand to his mouth when it tried to come back up. He forced it down and turned to Jet, giving him a weak and very forced grin. The restaurant roared, seeing that the two would make it to the final level.Ā
Sonic coughed, holding a fist to his mouth. āReady to give up yet, Jet?āĀ
Jet chuckled. āI think I could go for another round.āĀ
Sonic felt his stomach drop. The chances of him winning this were dwindling fast, but if the hedgehog was known for anything, it was his speed and his stubbornness. He leaned back in his chair, forcing a grin as he tried to look as casual as possible. āYeah, me too. Wonder what will happen if we both win. Canāt have another tie, can we?āĀ
Jet couldnāt help but laugh loud. āHa! You think this could end with another tie? Dream on!āĀ
Sonic shrugged. āYou never know.āĀ
The mouse brought out the next round on a tray. Instead of the normal two plates, there were three. She set the two down in front of them and turned to the restaurant, holding the third plate high. āAlright, yāall! Theyāve reached level five!āĀ
Thunderous cheering shook the building, urging the contestants to go on.Ā
āNow yāall will see them confront the phantom pepper !āĀ
The pepper in question sat on the plate, the red and white pepper looking deadly. Sonic felt his stomach churn. He wasnāt sure if it was from nervousness or the spice fest currently ruining his digestive system.Ā
The mouse set the pepper between the two contestants as the crowd continued to cheer. Friends chanted and rhythmic stomping and banging on tables soon filled the air.Ā
Sonic stared at the chili dog. Everything in him told him it would be a horrible idea to go through with this. He looked up at Jet, who had already picked up his share. The hawk raised his chili dog to the blue blur with a smirk before putting it in his mouth. Sonicās competitive nature filled his veins as he shoved his piece into his mouth. He nearly spit it out as the horrendous pain bloomed in his mouth.Ā
The restaurant grew silent, watching with bated breath as the contestants chewed. Jet chose to chew slowly as he watched the hedgehog struggle to keep the food in his mouth. It was kinda pitiful. He figured he could at least make it seem like he was struggling. He finally swallowed. He glanced to his side, spotting the mouse staring at him with wide eyes. She blindly reached for a rope next to her and rang the bell. The restaurant exploded into cheers accompanied with stomping and banging of tables. Jet couldnāt stop the grin coming to his face. The sound of people cheering for him would never get old.Ā
He turned to the hedgehog, who still seemed to be struggling. An idea popped in his head, and he couldnāt find a reason not to do it. He reached across the table, picking up the phantom pepper. He inspected it before locking eyes with the hedgehog, who held a very confused look on his face. Jet only smirked and bit the pepper off the stem. The whole restaurant grew silent in an instant. Jet dropped the stem onto his plate and leaned back in his chair, reveling in the horrified look on Sonicās face. Screw it. He was totally going to rub it in his face more.Ā
āHm. Mightāve felt a little kick there.āĀ
The restaurant erupted into cheers once again.Ā
Jetās smile only grew. āWhoās the better one now, Sonic the Hedgehog?āĀ
Sonicās eyes grew wider before his face contorted into a frown. The hedgehog forced himself to swallow and shot a lopsided grin at Jet. His insides felt like they were melting, but he was going to continue to put up a front regardless. It all crumbled quickly as he soon began to cough and gag on the spice in his throat.Ā
The hawk stared, his brows furrowing and his mouth forming a thin line as the hedgehog began to shake. He would totally continue to relish in the feeling of everyone praising him for doing something so simple, but the pathetic state of the hedgehog was concerning to say the least. His head snapped away, his eyes squeezing shut as the hedgehog made use of the bucket next to the seat.Ā
When he opened his eyes again, Amy and Tails had made their way onto the platform to help the blue hedgehog. His victory no longer felt as satisfying, just observing the pitiful state. He got up and walked off the platform, getting a lot of pats on the back and shoulder from random strangers. He also received numerous compliments, most of them centered around the fact that he ate a whole phantom pepper. He decided his victory was still satisfying after all.Ā
He eventually made it back to the other members of the Babylon Rogues. Storm was the first to approach him.Ā
āYou did great, boss! You sure showed him!āĀ
Jet could only smile as he placed his hands on his hips. āWell, thatās what you get when you challenge the legendary wind master!āĀ
Wave stood, approaching the two. āIt wasnāt even a challenge of skill, so I wouldnāt go around saying that.āĀ
Jet rolled his eyes. āI still won, so that makes me the best!ā He said, the smile returning.Ā
Wave sighed, knowing that it would be pointless to convince him otherwise. āIām surprised he even held out for that long. You think heāll be okay?āĀ
āPah! Heāll be fine!ā Jet said with a wave of a hand. āNow letās get out of this dump before anyone asks why that was easy.āĀ
As he turned to leave, his feathers puffed when he found himself face to face with a fuchsia chameleon. Jet smirked, his feathers flattening. āHere for an autograph?āĀ
Espio frowned. āNo. You cheated.āĀ
āWhat? I ate everything just like Sonic did,ā he said with a shrug. āNot my fault he couldnāt handle it.āĀ
The chameleonās eyes narrowed. āBirds canāt taste spice. Why would you challenge Sonic to a test you knew he could not win?āĀ
āItās the other way around. He challenged me and lost. Now unless you want a photo or autograph, I got places to be,ā he said, walking past the ninja.Ā
He walked out of the restaurant with Storm and Wave, fully knowing that the chameleon was still watching.Ā
It took a while for the hedgehog to get to a point where he didnāt feel like he was constantly dying ten times over. He drank so much milk and ate so much bread that he didnāt feel like looking at either of those items for a while. He now found himself sitting at the large round booth with the rest of his friends.Ā
āYou feeling better now, Sonic?ā Tails asked, looking up from his beverage.Ā
Sonic nodded with a slight cough. āA little. Did you guys see where Jet went?āĀ
āHe went outside,ā Knuckles answered, nodding his head towards the door. āMight be long gone now though.āĀ
Sonic sighed and continued to sip at his milk. He really wanted anything else to drink, but he couldnāt think of anything else that would help as quickly. āMan, I didnāt know Jet could just⦠handle spice like that.āĀ
āWell itās simple,ā Espio said as he took a sip of water. āHe does not have the same heat receptors as we do.āĀ
Sonic raised a brow. āWhat?āĀ
āBirds cannot taste spice.āĀ
The entire table fell silent, hesitant eyes turning towards Sonic. The hedgehog in question was still, staring with wide eyes as his brows were furrowed in a deep frown.Ā
Tails timidly cleared his throat. āUh⦠Sonic?āĀ