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âEww donât ship them ! Theyâre just friends/ they hate each other/ they barely have any interaction/they never even met/theyâre not from the same series !â
Pussy. Back in my days, we shipped Elsa and Jack Frost to hell and back because they were both ice themed.
Itâs been ages since I remembered them đžïž
obsessed with like, Jason who absolutely refuses to reconcile with the bats. he wants no part in that family and will not talk to them under any circumstances. but he's legally dead with no friends and sometimes he gets sick of being completely by himself and wants to have company. so.
Bruce: hey Alfred have you seen my-
*comes into kitchen to see Alfred calmly preparing dinner while Jason Todd, Killer Red Hood, silently does paperwork while sat on the corner of the kitchen counter*
Bruce:
Bruce: uh-
Tim, doing homework at the table: don't mention it. if you acknowledge him he'll leave. he just likes being around people sometimes.
the bats have to start treating him like a stray cat, letting him go to them and acting completely unbothered by his presence because if they even make eye contact with Jason he'll jump out the window and they 1. won't see him for a month and 2. will start to see a lot more murders cropping up around gotham.
eventually it gets to the point where Dick will come to dinner to see the rest of the family wordlessly ignoring the brick shithouse of a man who is just sat on the floor of the dining area reading a book and he has to just. take a breath and pretend Jason isn't there. calmly stepping around him without acknowledging him. Alfred will silently place a plate of food by the guys elbow while speaking to Damian about school. When they decide to move from the table to the tv room for a movie night none of them can even look around when they hear him eventually follow just to sit in the corner of this room instead.
Bruce: I'm concerned, this is abnormal for Jason. what if he's been drugged with something? or he's trying to gain sensitive information?
Damian: actually he used to do this a lot after he came out of the Lazarus pit. he liked to sit in and watch me train, and occasionally we'd find him sat by grandfathers feet while he ran meetings. Mother says it's important to let him settle, because it's likely that he's simply craving human intimacy on his own terms for once.
Bruce, crying: oh
Jason still refuses to say a word to any of them unless it's in costume, and even then it's the same old 'i'm not your son! i'm not one of you! fuck off!' shtick like normal. they just have to accept him sneaking into the house every now and then too.
one time Tim needs Red Hoods info on a case he's working and since Jason's been sat on the floor against the wall of the bat cave for the past 45 minutes just. staring into space and vibing. he risks sliding the file across the floor towards him before pointedly turning back to the batcomputer, the info he needs marked clearly. five minutes later it's wordlessly slid back, info filled out and Jason refusing to acknowledge Tim's existence again. it's the only way he'll communicate with them.
after a while it gets to the point where Jason will straight up go to bludhaven and break into Dicks apartment just to silently sit in the corner of the room and Be Around A Familiar Person. Tim comes back from his lunch brake at WE to find him sat on the edge of his desk, working through a case. They work in silence for the rest of the day and when Tim leaves Jason just follows. They get a batburger together but the second Tim slips up and asks how his day was he's off like a shot. Damian regularly eats lunch at school on the roof while Jason plays mario kart on a DSI next to him. Batman will be 4 hours into a solo stake out when civilian Jason will silently slide up next to him with a crossword. they never talk. Jason still makes it clear that he's pissed at Bruce. Bruce doesn't know what else to do but let him be and hope eventually, with enough time, things will progress even further.
Dick, whispering so Jason won't pick up on the fact that he's being perceived: are you sure this is normal
Damian: is anything about any of us normal
Tim: he's got a point. at least we know Jason's watching us. I did this shit all the time before I was Robin, and none of you ever noticed me.
Dick:
Tim: sometimes its comforting to be in the same room as people you're familiar with, even if you can't handle interacting with them.
Dick, crying: ok
Do you every just wake up one day and decide you now have an abnormal obsession with Batman and are going to read & watch anything and everything related to the Batverse? Ya..

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Video Blogging RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Clay | Dream/Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream/GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream & GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream/GeorgeNotFound/Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF) Characters: Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Fluff, Fluff and Angst, No Smut, Cuddling & Snuggling, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, This is possibly the softest thing Iâve written, Cozy, Intrusive Thoughts, Bad Thoughts, body issues, George is baby, Body Dysmorphia, dtao3 Series: Part 2 of Fluffy DTeam Stories Summary:
TW: slight body issues (no trans character)
George has some issues with his body, Dream and Sapnap comfort him because thatâs what good friends do.
whereâs Elle Woods when u need her
Honestly danny phantom would be the perfect candidate for a cartoon like she-ra where like 20 years in the future it gets a reboot that realizes the concept to its full potential and has more overtly queer themes this time. That's my dream anyway
We could probably get it sooner if we kill Butch Hartman.
In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; itâs the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.
Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldnât want at a party, but sheâs also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.
Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, itâs very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesnât curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.
And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.
How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies
That is none of your business is it sir

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i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased
yes
however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic
and her own fainting couch
but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible
@unpretty what is Ms. Tubbyâs full name if it is not Tubby?
Tubbitha
reblog for Tubbitha
a princess.
Itâs so fucking weird to see Tubby on my dash from just like a random unrelated blog I follow. Thatâs just my best friendsâ cat. I commissioned a plate painted with her likeness.
do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and iâm like âoh man i guess i have to end youâ
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âSon, you best get tâsteppinâ ifân yâdonât want this lil doggy.â
*aggressively brandishes gnoll who speaks like a rural Canadian*
i almost scrolled past this like a fool
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THATâS THE POINT
âI AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESSâ âoh hey sabrina.â
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought youâd grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,Â
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, youâd never run out of âyour sizeâ again
and you wouldnât have to work for it at all, and youâd never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I donât see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldnât kill me because everyone would know
Thatâs great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY
imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says âoh, yeah, thatâs just pete, he does this sometimes, donât worryâ
âBRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.â
âDonât antagonize the fae.â
âI AM the fae, Susan.â
Also, considerâ people will know itâs you, but it doesnât say theyâll know what you are. âSo is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?â âWe.. we donât know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they werenât the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didnât want to talk about it.â
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his voice just gave me a reason to live istg
AOC SIMPING FOR CORPSES VOICE LMAOAJAKAJAK
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