Fandom thoughts

Like, hear me out hunters everywhere getting a list of a bunch of supernatural in beacon hills with money to kill them on the table. The Calaveras included getting this list, they see and recognise some names and believe that Scott might be building a pack but they leave it for now, see if the deadpool fixes this problem for them because damn some teenage true alpha may be a future problem they need to end before it gets bigger. Then after all that, they realise that the deadpool had been beaten by the pack and know the problem is still there, so hunters are sent down to observe for months, they watch the pack when they think they're safe, they see Scott and Liam and the rest of the group and report all this back and decide to send in their strongest soldier...

Que Theo motherfucking Raeken, a werewolf captured years ago and trained by these hunters to be a weapon for them, they don't really want to use him but the fact that Theo knew Scott in 4th grade is all but too easy for them to exploit, that stays pretty similar Theo trying to get into the pack, Stiles not trusting him, no one else knowing any different, He gets closer to Liam learns how he was turned all this information going back to the Calaveras while they watch from further away.

All the while detective Stiles is digging further and further until he's a problem they need to end before he knows too much, a hunter goes after him, just one because what's some human gonna do against a trained killer? Basically, the fight stiles had with that chimaera Donovan ensues with this hunter and Theo is there in the shadows to clean up the mess afterwards taking the wrench with him and later using that to pin Scott against Stiles. Theo gets closer to Liam this whole time they become genuine friends (and maybe more we stan thiam in this house) making it all the more painful when the Calaveras strike.

They pin the pack against each other the whole Theo manipulating Liam to help kill Scott still works the same way, Scott and stiles falling out still works and other plot holes could probably be filled if it's more thought out but like damn wouldn't that be dramatic.

Theo's whole redemption arc could still work with like the Calaveras just using him as a weapon manipulating him for their own gain and eventually, the pack (Liam) helps him realise this.

Also, I will never forgive the movies for erasing Lukes backstory the way it did, like his scar from the dragon (drakon?) he fought, was the whole point of him hating his father for sending him on a pointless quest that had been done before. In the movies, it was like yeah I've met my dad twice, what a dick. like yeah ok same, don't be so dramatic. The books, however, that was real shit, like the gods don't care about what happens to us and what we do unless it helps them and I'm sick of it. He talks about how his cabin was full of unclaimed kids and kids who don't even have a cabin because the gods can't be bothered to help them and they suffer in silence because no one is on their side until Luke. that Ethan kid fucking stuck with me too like I wish we got more from him. I don't care about how bad the movies are in terms of like Annabeth's hair colour and the age change but they did luke dirty and I cant wait to see the show.

This is a fun little story I created when my friend reminded me that Carlisle Cullen is richer than Tony Stark. Anything that doesn't make sense for either fandom plotline just ignore it this is for fun.

I just imagine Tony one day coming across a BuzzFeed Top 10 richest men article and feeling so smug until he sees he's like just behind some random ass doctor from Washington and he spends weeks complaining to the rest of the team about it like,

Come on guys, something is clearly up with that family they have 7 kids and one working parent?? No doctor is that good, no offence Strange, but seriously Washington isn't even that long a flight

and they're just so fucking over it like,

Tony leave them alone their a normal civilian family living their lives let them be.

Then the Cullens are there at the same time fighting the newborn army setting that shit on fire.

Tony then googles their family tree cause we know that man wouldn't drop it, and he sees a trail of money going from account to account every 60 years or so for like centuries under the name Carlisle Cullen. Eventually, he flies to Washington and confronts them and the Cullens obviously know he's coming i mean they've got Alice and Edward on that immediately and Tony is like

So, Adams family, what's the deal.

Carlisle is just like, yeah man it's a family name Idk what to tell you. he points to jasper or someone and is like, this is my kid Carlisle. And hands him some fake birth certificate cause he's a doctor he could and tony can't find anything wrong with it so he just gives up and leaves.

Years later, the Avengers are about to fight Thanos or whoever and Nick Fury comes in saying he called in a favour with some old friends and before they come in he tells the team about the existence of vampires and werewolves and everyone is shocked af and tony has long forgotten the Cullens until they walk in and Carlisle is like,

Yeah, sure we can help but we're gonna need someone to look after my granddaughter.

They bring out their freaky little toddler looking baby and Clint is like, oh cute I have kids too, what's her name? and Carlisle looks Tony right in the eye and says