Car Relief (Postal Dude III x Reader)
Relationship: Postal Dude/Female Reader
Warnings: NSFW, explicit sexual content, toxic dynamics, unhealthy relationship themes, strong language, car sex, semi-public sex, PIV sex, mating press, light choking/asphyxiation play
Tags: postal dude x reader, postal 3, toxic romance, danger kink, chaotic energy, postal vibes, reader POV, no use of y/n, dude is a asshole, penis in vagina sex
Author's Notes: First time writing an explicit scene fully in English, hope you guys enjoy! Please mind the warnings, this one gets rough
Summary: After days of silence, you finally hear from Dude again… and he’s not in the mood to wait.
“Dude?” you ask, just to be sure.
His voice crackles through the phone, low, rough, soaked in arrogance.
“Ohhh. So you do remember me.” He drags the words out like he 's tasting your hesitation. "Thought you’d ghosted me after those quiet days"
A pause. You hear a lighter flick, then the slow exhale of smoke.
“Nah. Don’t answer that,” he says, amused. “I already know… You got some free time today or what?”
“No. I have a job, Dude. I’m on my lunch break.”
“Yeah? Well, unless you wanna explain to mall security why there’s about to be an incident near the food court, you’d better meet me outside in five minutes. And make it quick. I don’t like waiting.”
You roll your eyes. Is he dense, or just ignoring you on purpose?
“Yeah? I’ve got forty minutes, Dude. That’s it. Make it quick or I’m hanging up.”
There’s a brief silence. Then the soft sound of him exhaling smoke.
“Forty minutes?” He sounds almost offended. “You’ve gotta be shittin’ me.” The edge in his voice is sharp now. “Do I look like the kinda man who waits? ’Cause let me tell you right now—I ain’t the waitin’ type.”
You hesitate for a second. Days of silence, and now he calls out of nowhere, demanding your time like he owns it. Still… the memory of his grip makes it hard to say no outright.
“Sorry, but you’ll have to—”
You stop yourself. There’s no point arguing. You finish your last bite of food, barely tasting it, your mind drifting—work, spreadsheets, emails, the staff shortage, reports you still needed to finish… and, annoyingly, the memory of his hands invades your mind.
“Where can I find you?” You ask, too direct.
There’s a pause on his end. Nobody tells this man no. The silence stretches before he finally says:
“There’s a gas station on the corner of Lincoln and Maple. You know it?”
“That’s too far. I’m in office clothes and heels, I’d be late even driving.”
He sighs, long and irritated. You hear him take another drag.
“Jesus Christ,” he mutters. “You really gonna make me come all the way there?”
“No problem. If you don't want to, my shift ends at ten p.m.”
Another exhale. Slower. Tighter.
“Oh, for—” He cuts himself off, then: “Ten p.m.? Damn, doll. You really gonna make me wait that long?”
“You’ve got thirty-eight minutes before my lunch break ends” you say casually, glancing at your nails.
A low, dangerous chuckle rolls through the line.
“Thirty-eight minutes, huh?” His voice drops, slow and rough, like gravel under tires. “Cute. Real cute” You hear him inhale again, deliberate. “You always play hard to get?”
The line crackles. When he speaks again, his voice is closer. Darker.
“Listen to me. You felt what I do to walls when I’m bored. Now imagine that against your throat.”
“Now picture me walkin’ into that little mall like Judgment fuckin’ Day, with a boot fulla lead and zero patience… all ’cause some pastel princess decided her lunch break was more important”
He lets the silence stretch.
Then, a smirk in his tone: “So here’s how this goes: You get your cute ass outside right now, or I come in there and carry you out over my shoulder like stolen property”
Gunshot sounds faintly in the distance on his end. His voice doesn’t flinch.
“Just say the word, sweetheart…” His voice drops to almost a whisper: “And we find out which one of us is really callin’ the shots.”
“I’d love for you to carry me on your shoulder…” The smile in your voice is audible.
He finally realized he’s dealing with someone who wants to be caught.
“Damn,” he murmurs, almost to himself. “Look at you. All prim and proper on the outside, beggin’ for a little public humiliation.” A dark chuckle rumbles through the line.
He shifts, boots thudding faintly against pavement on his end, and you swear the air crackles.
“Fine,” he grumbles. “Ten p.m.? Be waitin’ by the employee exit like a good girl… or I’ll make sure every cop in Catharsis knows how their sweet lil’ witness likes it rough.”
Another pause. Then softer, filthy almost:
“Rest up, sweetheart. You’re gonna need it.”
Click. The line goes dead.
You’re still staring at the phone when your break ends. For the first time in days, the rest of your shift actually feels… bearable. The thought of leaving him waiting, pissed off and impatient, puts a small, secret smile on your face. By 9:30 p.m., the mall starts shutting down. You smooth out your white button-up and black skirt one last time, making sure everything is perfect, no wrinkles in sight.
Chatting with your coworkers was nice; they waved goodbye as they headed to their cars. You stayed behind, scanning the parking lot for the red-haired man. That’s when you noticed a dicycle on your right, and further ahead, to the right, rising on the other side of the mall exit: cigarette smoke.
Dude is there, just as he said he’d be, leaning casually against the wall with one foot propped against the brick, smoking. Even in the dark, his grin gleams like he just made one of his stupid jokes.
He gives you a slow once-over as you approach, from your buttoned-up blouse and skirt to your high heels, all the way down and back up again. Then he laughs.
A low, dark laugh that makes your stomach flutter.
He wasn’t in his officer uniform. Dude was wearing a t-shirt with a green alien on it and a big leather trench coat. It matched him perfectly.
Dude drops the cigarette and crushes it under his boot as you get closer, a smirk tugging at the side of his mouth. His eyes linger, sizing you up from head to toe.
“Well, damn.” He whistles softly. His voice is as rough as ever, but lower now, like it’s meant just for you. “You look good, sweetheart.”
He gives you another once-over; you can practically feel him undressing you with his eyes. You smile and do a slow 360° spin to show off the outfit.
“Just basic office clothes, but tried my best to look nice”
Dude lets out a low, rumbling chuckle. He pushes off the wall and takes a slow step forward, hands tucked into his trench coat pockets.
“Basic?” His voice drips with sarcasm. “You spin around in that little skirt like you’re tryin’ to hypnotize me.” He tilts his head, green eyes glinting under the dim parking lot light. “Newsflash: it’s workin’.”
He takes another step, close enough now that his heat hits you, that smoky gunpowder scent wrapping around your lungs. Then he reaches out with one finger and flicks the top button of your blouse — pop — right at your collar.
“That’s two buttons away from professional,” he drawls, eyes locked on yours. “But three away from fun.”
“You wanna keep playin’ secretary? Or should I rip it off now and find out what’s underneath?”
You lean in slowly, then give in and kiss him, soft at first, desperate underneath. Leather, cigarettes, and something unmistakably him flood your senses.
For a split second, you can feel a cocky smile on his lips. But then you feel his tongue against your lips, demanding, greedy, like he can’t get enough. He backs you against the wall with force, one hand pinning your wrists above your head.
When he finally breaks away enough to look at you properly, the arrogant smirk has been replaced by something raw. Something predatory.
“Sweetheart…” he mutters, voice ragged, “you think this is a game?”
“Maybe… What kind of game are we playing?”
He leans in, hips pinning you in place with no escape. Your heart races, not just from fear, but from something else entirely.
“The kind of game that ends with you screamin’ my name”
He presses his forehead to yours, eyes dark as shadows. With a single rough pull, he rips open the remaining buttons. Your blouse falls completely open, your stomach and bra now fully exposed to him.
He takes a deep breath, holding it between his teeth like he’s hanging on by a thread. Then, with a groan, he releases your wrists. His hands roam over your body like a man possessed. Before you know it, the shirt is off your shoulders completely.
“God DAMN,” he growls, voice low and almost hoarse. “You sure know how to be a tease.”
His eyes rake over the exposed skin, the curve of your neck, your pretty, clean shoulders, like he’s already planning all the ways he can mark you up. The fun starts there: another rough make-out session. After a few sharp bites down your neck and his fingers tugging at your skirt zipper, you pull back just enough to whisper, ‘Not here. My car.’
You unlock the car and open the back door. Right as you start to climb in, Dude shoves you forward, forcing you to brace your hands on the seat so you don’t face-plant.
“What the fuck, Dude?” you snap, irritated.
His hips slam against your ass, already grinding, letting you feel exactly how hard he is through the denim. Big hands clamp around your waist, pinning you in place.
“Just enjoyin’ the view, doll”
He rubs harder, more frantic, the rough fabric of his jeans scraping against your skirt until it starts to hurt in the best way. Then one hand slides up, fingers twisting into the roots of your hair and yanking your head to the side.
A broken sigh spills out of you. You’re already melting.
He forces your face toward him for a filthy, messy kiss; teeth clashing, biting at lips, chin, even the tip of your nose like he can’t decide what part of you to devour first.
You don’t even realize you’re rocking back against him until you hear his low, ragged breathing.
With one sharp tug, he yanks your skirt zipper down and shoves the fabric over your hips. You shake it off your ankles, letting it pool on the asphalt, then close your thighs around his hips, heels digging into his lower back to drag him tighter against you.
Now you’re the one setting the pace, rolling your hips in slow, teasing grinds while he curses under his breath.
“Fuck, sweetheart… where’d all this attitude come from?”
You giggle, grinding even more deliberately, just to fuck with him. Of course he doesn’t let you stay in control for long.
One of his hands leaves your hip and…
He hooks two fingers under one bra strap and yanks hard. The thin fabric stretches, then gives with a sharp snap against your skin, the strap sliding down your shoulder and exposing more of your breast.
You yelp, releasing him and dropping down to sit on the seat, rubbing the stinging spot on your shoulder.
“What’s your fucking problem?”
“Just a reminder who’s in charge, doll ” he says, smirking, before tossing your skirt right into your face.
You groan and fling it to the floorboard. Dude shoves you deeper into the car, climbs in after you, and slams the door shut.
He wraps around you from behind, mouth hot on your neck and exposed back, while his other hand strips your blouse completely off and throws it somewhere in the dark.
You twist around to face him. Soft kisses on your end; rough, biting ones on his. He keeps pressing until your back hits the seat, trying to lay you down.
You can bend your legs and kind of lie back, but Dude? Even with his knees bent, he has to duck his head awkwardly to keep eye contact. The faces he makes are almost comical.
You can’t help it, you laugh.
His expression sours instantly.
“Real funny, idiot,” he mutters, still trying to find a position that doesn’t make him look like a contortionist.
You push up a little, bracing on his shoulders, then hook your legs around his hips.
“Hold on like this,” he says, pulling you closer.
He growls low in his throat, then flips you roughly onto your back. He follows immediately, crowding over you, forcing your knees up and back toward your chest with his hands behind your thighs.
He has to hunch, shoulders brushing the roof, but he doesn’t care, just presses deeper, caging you in the cramped space. Your legs are folded almost in half, your covered pussy completely exposed and helpless beneath him as he settles his weight on top.
Your cunt is throbbing at this point. The way he fills your entire field of vision, the smell of leather and smoke, the sheer size of him, it’s overwhelming.
Dude notices the dazed way you’re staring and laughs low in his throat.
Then he hooks your ankles over his shoulders.
Mating press, your knees shoved back toward your chest. You whimper just from the position, brain short-circuiting at how deep he’s going to be able to go.
Hurried fingers yank his jeans open, no underwear, of course. His cock springs free, thick and heavy.
He doesn’t bother taking your panties off. Instead, he hooks one finger under the crotch and yanks them roughly to the side, exposing your slick folds to the cool air. The fabric stretches taut against your thigh as he drags the head of his cock through your wetness, coating himself, nudging at your entrance, dipping just the tip inside… then pulling out.
“Dude… Come on,” you whine.
He slaps the head of his cock against your clit, sharp and mean, then shushes you mockingly.
When he finally pushes in, the stretch burns in the best way. He doesn’t ease in slow, he sinks halfway, stops, then slams the rest of the way in one brutal thrust, hitting your cervix hard enough to make you scream.
He sets a slow, punishing rhythm. You try to push at his chest, try to take back some control, but he doesn’t even budge, just laughs low and tells you to ‘take it like a good girl’.
Then he speeds up. Pulls out until only the tip is inside, waits a heartbeat, then slams back in, making you feel every inch stretching you open again.
Your eyes roll back, cheeks burning from the sound of your own obscene moans.
Suddenly he stops. Grabs the backs of your knees, forces them even further back, opening you wider.
“Mind if I rip these?” he asks, tugging at the side of your panties.
You shake your head frantically. He growls low, satisfied.
“I ain’t buyin’ you new ones” He tears them apart with one sharp yank and sinks back inside, slow again, lazy, almost cruel.
Your cunt flutters desperately around him, begging for more. You try to rock your hips. He gets pissed.
“Stay fuckin’ still, cunt"
He stops moving completely. One hand wraps around your throat, choking hard, just enough to hold you down and make your head spin pleasantly light.
Then he starts again. Slow. Deep. Merciless. Punching against your cervix over and over while you bite your lip, trying not to scream.
When he finally picks up speed again, the orgasm builds fast, your toes curl, thighs shake, belly tightens.
“Please don’t stop— please, Dude”
He leans in and bites your earlobe.
It hits you like a freight train. You clamp down around him, crying out, shaking so hard your vision whites out for a second. Dude doesn’t slow down. He fucks you through it, harder, meaner, chasing his own release.
His sunglasses slide off completely. Those dark green eyes lock onto yours, focused, feral, almost too intimate.
You’re too exposed, moaning too loud, trembling too much.
After what feels like forever, he groans low, thrusts turning erratic. A few more brutal strokes and he buries himself deep, coming hard inside you, filling you up while his grip on your thighs bruises.
He stays there for long moments, breathing harsh, cock twitching inside you. Then finally pulls out and drops beside you, already reaching for a cigarette like nothing happened.
After all of that, you breathe slowly, trying to recover. Dude leans back against the seat, a fresh cigarette now dangling from his lips, because of course he’s already recovered, the bastard, watching you struggle like a woman who just survived a war.
You’re wrecked, sore, and still full of him. The car feels smaller now, air thick with the smell of sex, sweat, leather, and his smoke. You can still feel the pulse between your legs, the lingering warmth deep inside making your thighs clench involuntarily. He notices, of course he does, and his smirk turns almost fond, like he’s proud of the mess he made.
Dude leans back against the seat beside you, already lighting a fresh cigarette like nothing happened. The flame from his lighter briefly illuminates his face: sharp jaw, faint scar under the goatee, eyes half-lidded with lazy satisfaction. He exhales a long plume of smoke toward the cracked window and smirks. Somewhere in the distance, a siren wails, another night in Catharsis. Neither of you flinches.
“Jesus,” he mumbles, voice rough and amused. “And here I thought you’d be quiet.”
He flicks ash onto the floorboard without a care and turns to face you fully, dark eyes glinting with something dangerous and deeply pleased.
“That was just round one.”
You laugh breathlessly, still half-dazed, and start gathering your scattered clothes from the floor and seats. Your blouse is wrinkled beyond saving, buttons missing; the skirt is crumpled in a heap near the door; the torn panties are a lost cause. You shimmy back into what’s left, tugging the skirt up over your hips and buttoning the blouse as best you can with shaky fingers. Every movement reminds you of him, sore thighs, a faint ache between your legs, the ghost of his grip on your wrists.
“Need to pay my bills, Dude…” you say, sliding into the driver’s seat and adjusting the rearview mirror. Your reflection stares back: hair messy, lips swollen, cheeks flushed. You look thoroughly wrecked, and somehow that makes you smile.
“Now, would you like to go back home on that weird two-wheeled mall-cop thing of yours, or do you prefer to be my passenger princess and eat some pizza on my couch?”
At the word “princess,” his smirk stretches wider, but there’s a quick flicker of annoyance in his eyes, like he’s deciding whether to bite back with something sharp. Instead, he studies you for a long second, gaze slow and considering, a mix of curiosity and fresh hunger. Then he grunts, low and resigned.
“Well, guess pizza and a cozy couch ain’t the worst thing I’ve ever done.”
He stubs out the cigarette on the armrest (you wince internally) and swings his long legs over the center console with surprising ease for someone his size. The car rocks slightly as he settles into the passenger seat, stretching one tattooed arm along the backrest behind you, fingers brushing the nape of your neck in a casual, possessive way.
“But first,” he adds, voice dropping, “I need to feed my dog.”
“You have a pet?” Surprise colors your voice before you can hide it.
Dude snorts, rolling his eyes like you just asked if water is wet.
“Yeah, I got a dog. His name’s Champ.” He says it like everyone should already know. “Smartest son of a bitch I know. Probably smarter than you.”
He leans back fully now, hands laced behind his head, posture lazy, like he wasn’t just fucking you senseless a few minutes ago.
“Survived the nuke with me. Fought Tourette zombies side by side.” A short pause, then a smirk. “He bites cops on principle.” Another beat. “And lawyers.”
He turns his head, eyes narrowing slightly as he watches you start the engine.
“Too much energy for me…” you answer, shifting into drive. The car hums to life, headlights cutting through the dark parking lot. “And… wait, nuke? You’re from Paradise?”
You glance at him while pulling out of the spot. His face changes instantly, smirk gone, jaw tightening, eyes hardening as he stares straight ahead through the windshield.
“I was supposed to be promoted and work at the Paradise mall, but since everything blew… I was assigned here.”
“Yep. Paradise. Or whatever’s left of it.” He spits the name like it tastes bitter. “Your new assignment here was a blessing in disguise, sweetheart. That town was a shithole. And the people were even worse.”
A heavy silence settles between you for a moment. Then he asks, quieter:
“You got family back there?”
“Nah. I’d be just as alone there as I am here.” You shrug, keeping your eyes on the road. “Maybe I should adopt a pet too. Something low-energy.”
Dude stays quiet while you pull into the pizza place drive-thru. His gaze sweeps the parking lot like he’s casing it for a robbery, head on a swivel, shoulders tense, never fully relaxed. Even sitting in a passenger seat with the windows down, he looks ready to bolt or fight at any second.
You order two large pizzas, pay, and hand him the boxes once they arrive. He balances them on his lap without complaint.
“A parked trailer downtown,” he finally says, voice gruff as you pull back onto the street. “Place ain’t much. But it’s got a couch and running water. Which is more than some can say in this shithole of a city.”
He glances at you sidelong, smirk flickering back for a second.
“You don’t seem like the apartment or trailer type. I would’ve pegged you as a mansion-in-the-suburbs kinda girl.”
“Terrible guess,” you reply, smiling despite yourself. “I live in a cramped apartment. Buying a house around here? Too risky. One bad week and you’re out on the street with nothing.”
Dude shakes his head like the very idea offends him.
“Yeah, that tracks.” His eyes roam over the interior of your car, the leather seats, the modern GPS screen, the faint scent of your perfume still clinging despite everything. “You really are a walking paradox, huh?”
He pauses, as if something just occurred to him, and a slow smirk curves his lips.
“You a neat freak, though? Like one of those chicks who screams if your shoes are out of place?”
“Sure,” you shoot back without missing a beat. “And you’re the type to smoke crack just to cover the taste of cheap liquor in your mouth.”
He barks a genuine laugh.
The pizzas are still warm when you pull up to the trailer park downtown. The place is dim, chain-link fence sagging, a few flickering streetlights and the distant hum of a generator. Dude gets out first, boots crunching on gravel, and lets out a sharp whistle.
He disappears inside the trailer for a moment, door creaking open and shut. You open your car door to let in some cool night air, the smell of asphalt and distant rain mixing with the lingering scent of pizza and smoke.
A brown-and-white pitbull terrier with a bright red collar trots out from the shadows, tail wagging. He’s stocky, ears up, eyes bright and curious. He heads straight for you, sniffing your legs and hands with focused interest, probably catching Dude’s scent all over you. Then he rears up a little, planting big paws on your thighs and giving you a few enthusiastic, slobbery kisses on your hands and knees before dropping back down.
Dude steps out of the trailer carrying a metal bowl, smirking as Champ immediately abandons you to circle him.
“See? Told ya he’s smart. Already knows who’s got the food.”
He sets the bowl down, ruffles the dog’s head roughly, then looks back at you with that same dangerous, satisfied glint from earlier.