i love red velvet cupcakes

modern day who’s on second

“me saw who! me saw who!!!”

I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already

sainthood in a nutshell

Just a friendly reminder that the only bet Kaz Brekker ever lost was based on his unshakable belief that a father had to love his son

of the many many praiseworthy things that the hierarchy series has, i think the fact that each vis version was operating off of such limited information was by far the coolest (and most ironic). one has to spend the entire book trying to kill god and then another finds out that oops! we needed god alive actually lol. the third didn't even realize he was on a different world for like 500 pages. everyone is living and dying but bi twunk vis is eternal

“are they lovers?” worse. they were supposed to be and never got the chance to

completely sober at the club looking at top 100 plants