What If We're All Actually In A Story?

Bonus:

My tragic ass:

Author: His hair was black. His eyes were blue and his smirk was really seductive.

Me: I need to sleep.

Books: But the characters need.

Books: Tris needs you, Alice needs you, Eleanor needs you, Margo needs you

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Mom: Do you get any sleep?

Hell yeah (this is totally not late)

Chapter Titles:

Not Much Has Changed But They Live Underwater

This Is Why I Don’t Socialize

Knock Knock Get The Door It’s Depression

What The Hell I’m In Hell

Where’s My Epic Background Music

I Am Running On Spite And Fury

Hey Guys I’m Really Trying 

The First Time I Kinda Believed

The Five Stages Of Grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Sarcasm, Acceptance

Midnight Coffee Race

The Shaqulie O'Neal Of Lying

Smash Mouth

T is for Trauma

Karma Chamilion

Oh My God They Were Roommates

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

I Can’t Believe You’ve Done This

It Is Wednesday My Dudes

Hey One Question: What The Hell

Now Would Be A Good Time To Be Anyone But Me

I’m Calling The Police

How To Be A Failiure 101

The Good, The Bad And The Okay I Guess

The Second Big Bang

I’m A Tree Now

Alice In Zombieland

Ask And You Shall Receive… Sometime Next Year

Satan or Santa?

Howdy Do Fellow Kids 

The Boys Are Here

Being Selfish feat My Embarrassed Friends

Possession or Obsession?