Janus: *gets down on one knee*
Remus: oh my god its finally happening!
Janus: *gets down on both knees*
Remus: the poison is kicking in!
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Janus: *gets down on one knee*
Remus: oh my god its finally happening!
Janus: *gets down on both knees*
Remus: the poison is kicking in!

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Patton: Remember, no one can hurt you if you don't let them! Sticks and bones may break my bones, but?
Remus, solemnly: Chains and whips excite me
Patton: NO-
Remus: talk dirty to me~
Logan: Dirt, Mud, Dust
Janus: what should we do tonight?
Remus: eat deodorant
Janus: no, something romantic
Remus: eat deodorant in the rain
Remus: hey, Janus, are you awake?
Janus: what?
Remus: are you awake?
Janus: who the fuck do you think said "what?"

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Logan: having something or someone to care for can improve one's mental health
Patton: like a kid?
Logan: yes but I was thinking more along the lines of a plant-
Roman: we already have Virgil and I don't see how it's improving my mental health in any way
Virgil: I wish you could block people I'm real life
Janus: Restraing order
Remus: Murder!
Patton: I told Virgil that his ears turn red when he lies and now I can tell when he's lying
Roman: how so?
Patton: I'll show ya
Patton: hey kiddo! Do ya love us?
Virgil: *covering his ears with his hands* no
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Patton: [On the phone with Logan] LOGAN! I ACCIDENTALLY FELL FOR ONE OF THOSE "WE HAVE YOUR PARCEL, PAY AND YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK" SCAMS! WHAT DO I DO?!
Logan: stay calm, you need to freeze your card and call your bank,
Patton: okay...how do I do that?
Logan: who are you with?
Patton: Roman and Virgil, why?
Logan: ...
Patton: ...hello? Logan?

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Janus: thats it your grounded! No TV
Remus: TV's broken
Janus: right...no mace then!
Remus: but I need that to torment the others!
Janus: *looking arround frantically and finding a pair of glasses* then uh, no logan?
Remus: NO LOGAN???
Janus: NO LOGAN!!!
Virgil: ah shit, janus is allergic to the cat
Patton: *sympathetically* you know what you have to do buddy
15 minutes later
Patton: hey has anyone seen janus?
Virgil: *stroking the cat happily* . . . Nope
Roman: hey logan, what's you biggest pet peeve?
Logan: people who miss use lengthy words to try and sound smart
Patton: I totally photosynthesis with that
Logan:. . .
Roman: Logan put the knife away
Kidnapper: [on the phone with Logan] we have your son!
Logan: *looking at virgil* you must be mistaken, I'm looking at him right now
Kidnapper: then who asked for a glass of warm milk and the crust to be cut of their sandwiches?
Logan: oh god you have my husband
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AND make sure cut the sandwiches into little designs! I like the ones especially that are shaped like flowers :D
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Kidnapper: [on the phone with Logan] we have your son!
Logan: *looking at virgil* you must be mistaken, I'm looking at him right now
Kidnapper: then who asked for a glass of warm milk and the crust to be cut of their sandwiches?
Logan: oh god you have my husband
Tommy: hey what's an easy meal to make when you haven't seen the sunlight in 10 months and the person you used to be is buried in the garden of your past?
Tubbo: Pasta