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im not in most of the fandoms i reblog im just super horny and really like “fauxcest”

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imagining a human who was raised to see relationships with pokemon as taboo. being taught that pokemon are friends, pets, or battle partners for humans, but not quite equals. they'd grow up seeing all the hints of human and pokemon relationships around them, maybe with the neighbor's arcanine who won't stop trying to mount people as soon as they get through the door, or seeing an umbreon and its trainer kiss a bit too intimately at the beach, but convince themself they're just imagining things and it can't be anything weird. maybe they even start frowning at those types of people. they can't believe anyone would normalize relationships between humans and pokemon or encourage their pokemon to act like that, it's just wrong after all. but once they get old enough to have pokemon of their own and they start their own trainer journey, they start having feelings about their new poke friends. their eevee always holds their tail straight up, giving their trainer a great view of their round, soft hindquarters. to make things worse, their quilava won't stop masturbating in front of them! whenever they settle down to camp for the night, they always catch it stroking its dripping, twitching cock, not ashamed at all of its human trainer watching - they mean, catching it. whenever it happens, their quilava doesn't even slow down or stop. if anything, seeing its trainer just makes it rut its hips even harder into its paw, the quilava panting louder and making so many little labored chirps and churring sounds. the trainer puts their foot down. pokemon can't act that way in front of humans, it's inappropriate. they start sending quilava into its pokeball whenever they catch it. but that seems to make the situation so much worse! quilava won't stop disobeying them in battle now, and getting clearly annoyed and snappy with them. and it still hasn't stopped trying to jerk off in front of them! it's no small wonder that quilava takes matters into its own paws, and when it sees its trainer reach for its pokeball one time too many, it leaps right on to them and pushes them to the ground, forcing its thick, warm cock right past their lips and fucking their face hard and fast for all the weeks they've forced it to be pent up. the trainer tries to convince themself they aren't hooked, that it was just a one off fluke because quilava isn't trained well enough yet. but the next time they catch quilava with its cock out, they barely even resist when they get pounced on and turned into a good little pokesleeve again. eventually even eevee joins in, taking its trainer's other end while quilava's busy turning them into a good bitch. i wonder how long it'd take for them to accept that they're the worst thing they could have imagined, a pokefucker who crosses the line again and again, and it's not even their fault~
Consider: Delphox biting down on her wand to keep her moans quiet as you go to town on her
I'm kneeling under that dress of hers, kissing and licking and sucking on that spade until she whimpers.
this alien is a cat!
(i just think shiny espeons r so cute)
(OOC: posting some art I stumbled across because it's hot relevant to the blog.)
(Original by Talamar on FA)

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High level Pokemon who's big for their species and has a cock that's big for its size x newbie Pokemon trainer who's dead set on capturing this Pokemon until they end up become the pet instead
a lesbian trainer building an all-female team after getting lucky with her starter and realizing she could make her own little poke-polycule. filling her dex with only female entries and fucking each and every one of them, while building special relationships with her team. ending each day with journal entries full of the details on how she and a milotic rubbed slits until they came with the milotic's forked tongue down her throat, how she fingered a buizel until it squirted on her, how she taught a curious pachirisu to eat her out so good. and each day after filling her dex and adding new entries, she goes home with her team and reminds them how much she loves them all by fucking them to satisfaction however they desire. she'd especially treasure the trans pokemon she finds, taking them home to pamper them, dress them up (no matter how embarrassing it is at first), trim their fur or feathers, and teach them how good it feels to have a lesbian pokeslut tonguing your holes. she's not even attracted to other humans anymore, but after seeing her team full of glossy, well taken care of, energetic pokemon, how could you say she's doing anything wrong? just ignore how her luxray reflexively pounces on and starts humping your pokemon after you challenge her to a battle :)
Honestly I can't believe Kalos was hiding Mega Malamar from us this whole time. Like can you image running into one of those and having it grab you and hold you up, feeling it's tendrils sliding across your body, getting under your clothes...
When it's properly felt you up it sets you down and you start feeling woozy as it swirls its tentacles around. You don't wanna run, you don't wanna fight, you wanna embrace it. Feeling your will going out the window as you become a needy, obedient Pokéslut. Letting cocks of all shapes and sizes slip into you with no resistance. Letting yourself fall victim to the whims and desires of whoever happens upon your cum-filled body. Strangers groping you and taking pictures while forcing you to give them head. People testing how loose you are by letting their biggest Pokémon mount you and stretch you to your limit.
Imagine the Malamar coming back night after night to make you its slave once again. Sometimes it'll even have its own fun; sliding its tendrils into your holes and fucking you until its ready to pass you on to the next 'mon...
Oughhhh, to have a giant, monstrous Pokémon tower over me... crowd me against a wall or a table or any kind of surface, really... show me how small and fragile and weak I actually am... rut their massive, definitely-too-big cock against my stomach, showing me that if they were to fuck me, it would go all the way through... their eyes glistening with delight as I grind against their delicious dick... their throaty growls of carnal pleasure when they push inside, just the tip, juuust enough to give me a taste of what's to heh, cum...
If you're cold, your Pokémon is cold. Let them cuddle with you naked in bed

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something really good about the thought of my beloved houndoom catching me using a knotted toy and deciding that means he needs to be the one pleasuring me instead; clearly that plastic (not so cheap) knot isn't working, im not even egg-filled yet!
he stalks his way toward my bedroom to while im still getting ready for bed. i see him doing that and just laugh it off, dog-pokes have weird behavior, this isn't anything new. i have no idea what's going to happen to me just minutes from now as i finish brushing my teeth and washing my face.
i find my various pokemon laying around the house and pet them all goodnight, like usual, before heading to my bedroom to see houndoom seemingly curled up and fast asleep at the foot of my bed, where he always sleeps. i laugh softly at the irony of my houndoom needing a heated blanket to sleep but keep it to myself as i turn it on.
houndoom feels the bed dip as i get in and immediately rolls over to get on top of me, pretending its a normal night. i pet him like normal, unaware of the massive hard-on he has laying beyond my reach. i yawn and lay down, sleep overtaking me immediately.
houndoom gets to work instantly, tugging the blanket free and seeing im only wear a single thing to cover myself... and it's his coloring...
he purs as he bites at and shreds the garment. he sniffs at his treasure, my cunt, which is practically begging to be bred....
he noses my legs open and starts licking, tongue like sandpaper on my folds as they part for him. i stir slightly and move, ending up with my legs spread wider for him, as if inviting him to violate his trainer.
he purs in delight, lapping with no sign of stopping. its not long before my sleeping form is making these lovely sounds and my cunt starts tasting even better. he purs again and laps harder, sticking his rough tongue even deeper.
"wh- ahhhh-" i moan, finally fully awake again. i can't see in the dark of my room and my mind is too drowned in pleasure and sleep to piece together who is doing this or that this isn't a dream.
i moan shamelessly as my hips move on instinct to match his pace. "f-fuck... don' stop... ah..." i moan, feeling ever closer to cuming.
just before i do, the tongue stops completely. i pant like a bitch in heat and whine wordlessly, mind too rightfully from sleep and pleasure to do anything else. houndoom growls at that and suddenly im wide awake. id know his growl anywhere...
"h-houndoom?!" i yelp, going to sit up but he pounces on me with his front paws, pinning my chest to the bed with his rough, sharp nails. "what-" im cut off by him mounting me and shoving his driping tip in my sopping cunt. "AH! AH! WAIT-"
he doesn't listen, immediately pounding away without a care. he wants to make me feel good and give me eggs, he won't let me stop him from doing that because i dont know what i need from him.
im moaning and immediately lost in pleasure all over again, i move my ass back to meet his thrust and he bites my shoulder, hard. i yelp in pain as he gets even deeper into my heated cunt. "ow! buddy- wait! let go!" i beg, crying softly as the pain of his teeth digging deeper mixed with the delicious pleasure of his pokecock driving even deeper into my welcoming cunt until hes slowly working my cervix open to thrust directly into my womb.
"s-stop-" i beg, crying harder when he applied more pressure with his jaw. he needed to mark me as his seed fills me, he needs to... im his to make feel good, after all! his to breed...
he fully ignores me, chasing his first release as his knot slowly builds. i give up, sobbing in the confusing mix of pleasure from his massive cock and pain from his jaw thats about to break my collarbone.
he growls and bites even harder, before releasing his bite as his knot pops, making me scream in pain-mixed-pleasure as it seemingly rips me in two. it causes his tip to break into my cervix and start filling my womb directly...
his seed fills me, hot enough that i hiss and try to squirm away from him. this earns me him growling, biting my neck softly, and dragging me back by the knot. i yelp in pain and decide to give up fully, feeling everything inside me as his pokecum fills me to the brim.
by the time his first load is fully tucked in my womb, i look about a month pregnant... "buddy... p-please..?" i beg, knowing its pointless. im his toy to breed until he decides otherwise.
....
by the time the sun is up, I've passed out cold again, filled with about five of his loads. and thats only counting what he could fit in my womb...
he laps at the leaking flow in an attempt to make it stay in but gives up and simply fucks it back in, loading me with a fresh sixth load... im so swollen after just this round, he purs at the thought of the eggs forming and stretching me more...
i wrote this at work so now im just screwed lmao
If you ever feel a sexual tension with your pokemon, don't worry, there's a solution and it should be fun for both of you
"I got that dog in me!"
and it's just a regular-sized Houndoom looming over me, his disproportionately huge cock lodged so deep in my ass that the tapered tip almost touches my lungs...
Love the idea of pressing your lips to your Pokemon partner's soft cock, taking it into your mouth and just holding your head down on the base until it starts to expand and fill your throat.
It’s raining here so now I’m imagining sitting out in the rain with your pokemon and just watching them enjoy themselves in it.
Your Vaporeon is rolling around in the puddles like dogs do and chittering at you to come join them, their finned tail swishing in a way you know they’re going to splash you the moment you get close.
But you decide to join them anyway, because they’re just clothes, and your pokemon looks so happy about the rain you can’t help it.
Your suspicions were right, because as soon as you get close enough, they send a huge wave of water your direction, absolutely soaking you from head to toe. You know they somehow used their pokemon abilities to make more water show up than there actually was, but at the moment, you’re more focused on the fact that you’re absolutely drenched.
He chitters at you and stands on his hind legs, using his tail for balance. It’s such a cute picture you lean down to kiss his forehead but your vaporeon has other plans. He leans forward and knocks you off balance.
You land on your ass in the puddle and he’s on top of you, front paws pinning you down while he works on ripping your pants enough that he can access your crotch.
Laughing, you try and push him off. If he wants to fuck you, couldn’t he at least do it inside where it’s warm? That seems like the reasonable conclusion, but the rain is making him stronger, so you hardly move him. He flips you onto your stomach and noses at your ass like he’s trying to decide.
He rips your pants over your ass too and then mounts you, front paws digging heavy into your back.
If his cock didn’t come pre-lubed, you’d be more worried, honestly, but as it is, he pushes past that tight ring of muscle with ease and you moan as he fills you in one. You take your pokemon almost daily, after all, it’s not like he’s going to have trouble.
You’re lucky he fucks fast, rutting into you like he’s out of control. His body is heavy over you and even through the short fuck you can feel his knot press against your ass, eager to gain access to where he wants to be most. And, normally, you’d let him.
But you don’t feel entirely inclined to be tied off in a puddle for fifteen minutes, so you manage to convince your Vaporeon to knot you inside where it’s dry.
And boy oh boy, does he knot you. Three times inside your ass, leaving you sorely wishing you’d let him knot you in the rain.

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One of those "I sucked my Trainer's dick in the Pokémart bathroom and all I got was this lame t-shirt" novelty shirts except it's cut for feral Pokémon.
Every character can be a l0li / sh0ta if you try hard enough