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(Erma gets to enter Connor’s house and head into Nancy’s room. Nancy was tinkering something until she heard the door opening.)

Nancy: Erma. You’re here just in time, little dove. 

(Erma gestures what Nancy was tinkering. Nancy shows her an invention that has two separate doors.)

Nancy: This, my friend, is what could be my greatest invention yet. I call it; the swapper. This would give us a chance to know what our personalities would be like if they are swapped. For example, your curious restrained frightening attitude would be replaced with my egotistic, bitterful, crazed liberation. It would be just for the day that we have to be swapped. 

(Nancy opens the door for Erma to enter before she closes. Erma tapped the glass windows and gestures if this machine hurts.)

Nancy: Oh no, little poppet. It won’t hurt at all. 

(Erma sighs in relief as Nancy goes through her own door.)

Nancy: Won’t hurt ME.

(Erma widened her eyes as the machine was activated. The electrical circuits were so great in the machine that it caused a temporary blackout in the town. After the machine was done, Nancy’s door was opened and she stepped out from all the steam and fog. Nancy’s appearance was different. She is now reduced to a small child with a white jacket and a clean hairstyle. As soon as she steps out, she looks a bit scared and paranoid.)

Namma: Ugh. Did the machine work? If it did, why do I suddenly have the fear that everyone is starting to view me as a monster for my plan to expose Erma as a monster? And that fear is out of shame and regret from the result of my broken mind.

(Erma’s door was opened. When she stepped out, she had the appearance of a young adult while wearing a grey dress with pointy boots and sharp gloves. Her hair is shortened with sharp edges. Erma hands her a pie.)

Ercy: Awwww. Don’t feel down. Here. Have some pie, tea girl. 

Namma: Yeah, no. You seriously think I’ll fall for the old “pie in the face” gag? And don’t make jokes about my nationality or my accent.

(A small spirit emerged and kicked the swapped girl below the belt so hard, it had her collapse on her knees as the ghost girl laughed loudly.)

Namma: Look, I know I’m a psychotic creep when I’m my usual self, but you’re downright evil like this. What gives? 

(Ercy grabs Namma by the hood and pulls her up while snapping her fingers.) 

(They ended up walking through the grassy field. She pinches Namma's cheek before summoning a pothole for her to fall in.)

Ercy: Do you know that feeling

Of a bright and sunny day?

Well, that's the feeling that I get

When I tell a kid they can’t play!

(Namma sees butterflies shifting to spiders and rainbows shifting to haze. Namma appears small around a colorful surface as Ercy grows large and has black and white surrounding her.)

Your butterflies, my poison spiders

Your rainbows, my haze

You're a technicolor dream and

I'm a nightmare of black and gray

(It cuts to a slot machine hitting a jackpot with a smiling Ercy and a worried Namma. Ercy appears cute when she hit the jackpot)

That it feels so, so, good to be just

A little bit bad

(It shifts to Ercy flaunting with Namma trying to avoid her steps before the ghost girl scrubbing the worried girl against her cheek like a toy.)

And I don’t know why, but I don't

Wanna go back

(Namma was on a spinning wheel as Ercy threw knives. Namma widened her eyes as she saw the knife being above her head as Ercy seemed to enjoy herself.)

And I got all this animosity

It keeps on pouring outta me

(Ercy cuts the rope that first dropped a bowling ball and a warhammer that she dodged before she was crushed by a piano)

Don't know why but I'm just

A little bit

A little bit bad

(Namma appears in a room where she sees portraits of Ercy. One was staring at her until she found a room of mirrors to cheer herself up)

Namma: I don't know what's so great

About spreading suffering and hate

But I

Know there is no debate on

The smiles you could help to make, I-

(Ercy appears from the mirror and causes her to fall onto a tv.)

Ercy: Like a clown?

No, I'm not down

(Namma has no idea how to get out while Ercy was about to drink a bottle of soda before turning the tv off.)

Don't get it twisted, no, nothing’s missing

I like the frowns!

(Ercy appears during thunderstorms before the background shifts into abstracted color.)

I like thunder, I like lightning

I like evil, I like frightеning

(Ercy appears at random, startling Namma until she is behind her and pushes her to the ground. She takes pride in her work as she makes Namma walk backwards at the edge of the cliff until she pushes her.)

I like chaos and confusion

I’m a master of abusin' evеryone around

So if you want to know the truth

It’s that I've found

(Ercy jumps around and moves closer to Namma before appearing as if she is being loud to her)

That it feels so, so, good to be just

A little bit bad

(It shifts to Ercy flaunting with Namma trying to avoid her steps before the ghost girl scrubbing the worried girl against her cheek like a toy.)

And I don’t know why, but I don't

Wanna go back

(Ercy does the “Jax dance” with her sidekicking and Namma does the same, only looking nervous to do so.)

And I got all this animosity

It keeps on pouring outta me

(Namma was trying to catch her breath with all this chaos)

Don't know why but I'm just

A little bit

A little bit 

(Ercy circles Tuesday on the calendar) 

Bad on a Tuesday

(Ercy sits on a chair with a birthday party hat about to eat cake while everything is on fire, Namma included.)

Bad on your birthday

(Ercy appeared as a celebrity at the red carpet with fans all around her while Namma tried to reach her.)

Bad 'cause that's my way

To go

(Namma appears in front of Ercy who looks irritated when she tries to redeem her.)

Namma/Ercy: But if you're bad everyday

Who'd want to come and play with you? Oh!/I don't care

Life's not fair and I want you to know

(Namma appeared alone until Ercy appeared behind her and held her head while forcing her to smile.)

That it feels so, so, good to be just

A little bit bad

(It shifts to Ercy flaunting with Namma trying to avoid her steps before the ghost girl scrubbing the worried girl against her cheek like a toy.)

And I don’t know why, but I don't

Wanna go back

(Ercy does the “Jax dance” with her sidekicking and Namma does the same, only looking nervous to do so.)

And I got all this animosity

It keeps on pouring outta me

(Namma was trying to catch her breath with all this chaos)

Don't know why but I'm just

A little bit

A little bit bad

(Ercy appears to have a lot of fun being herself. She is seen in a ringmaster outfit walking down the stairs while doing scat singing.)

A little bit

A little bit

(Ercy sits on the chair while using Namma as a footstool while grinning.)

BAAAAAAAAAD.

(Hours later, Namma steps into the machine while it is all over. Ercy looked at herself one last time as she knew this might be the last time she’ll look like this before entering. After the process was over, Erma was back to normal but looked in a daze when she stepped out. Nancy appears and feels happy to be back to her usual self)

Nancy: Finally. I’m back to my usual self again. 

(Nancy sees Erma looking tired and exhausted as she rubs her head. Nancy pats her head.)

Nancy: Oh, come now, little dove. It wasn’t that bad. It was very exciting now that I got my personality back. In fact, how could this day could possibly get any wo-

(Sidney sees the white rose Erma gave to her. She smiles softly until she realized how foolish it looks.)

Sidney: What's the matter with me? You'd think a girl would learn.

(Sidney walked up to a statue of Cupid before turning it around, having it facing at the different direction)

Sidney: If there's a prize for rotten judgment,

I guess I've already won that

No woman's worth the aggravation

(The statues of the muses came alive to convince her. Sidney throws away the rose and one of the muses catches it. )

Sidney: That's ancient history

Been there, done that

Muses: Who’d you think you're kiddin'?

She's the earth and heaven to ya

Try to keep it hidden

Honey, we can see right through ya

(Sidney: Oh no)

Muses: Girl, you can't conceal it

We know how you feel

And who you're thinking of

(Terry dangles rhe flower to Sidney, but she ignores it, leaving him bitter.)

Sidney: Oh...

No chance, no way

I won't say it, no, no

Muses: You swoon, you sigh,

Why deny it? Uh-oh

Sidney: It's too cliché (Muses: Ohh...)

I won't say I'm in love (Muses: Shoo-doo, shoo-doo, ooh)

I thought my heart had learned its lesson (Muses: Ooh)

It feels so good when you start out (Muses: Ooh)

My head is screaming "Get a grip, girl!" (Muses: Ah)

(Sidney turns to see if the Muses came to life but they appear as stone)

Unless you're dying to-

Sidney & Muses: Cry your heart out

(Meg: Ohhh...)

Muses: You keep on denying

Who you are and how you're feeling

Baby, we're not buying

Hon, we saw you hit the ceiling (Megara: Oh no)

Face it like a grown-up

When you gonna own up

That you got, got, got it bad? (Megara: Whoa)

(Sidney steps on stones at a pool before she tripped and helped herself with a statue of Erma. Sidney smiles sheepishly with a blush before shaking her head away.)

Sidney: No chance, no way

I won't say it, no, no

Muses: Give up, give in

Check the grin; you're in love

Sidney: This scene won't play

I won't say I'm in love

Muses: You're doin' flips, read our lips:

You're in love!

Sidney: You're way off base, I won't say it (Muses: Shoo-doo, shoo-doo, she won't say it, no!)

Get off my case, I won't say it (Muses: Sha-da, sha-da, ooh)

Muses: Girl, don't be proud

It's okay, you're in love

(The Muses gave her the white rose and actually smiled with a blush)

Sidney: Ohhh...

At least out loud,

I won't say I'm in love

(Emiko and Sam observes Sidney and Erma being close together)

Emiko: I tell you, Sam. This stinks.

(Sam sniffs his armpits)

Sam: Oh. Sorry.

Emiko: Not you! Them!

(Emiko points at Erma)

Emiko: Her.

(Emiko points at Sidney)

Emiko: Her.

(Emiko pretend to be cutesy)

Emiko: Alone.

Sam: What's wrong with that?

Emiko: I can see what's happening

Sam: I can't... What?

Emiko: And they don't have a clue

Sam: Who's they?

Emiko: They'll fall in love, and here's the bottom line

Our trio's down to two

Sam: Oh, I get it.

Emiko: Ze sweet caress of twilight

Sam: Yeah

Emiko: There's magic everywhere

Sam: It's everywhere.

Emiko: And with all this romantic atmosphere

Disaster's in the air

(Erma gets to play with Sidney during the fields until they get to drink from the waterfall)

Erma/Sidney: Can you feel the love tonight?

The peace the evening brings

The world, for once, in perfect harmony

With all its living things

(Erma stares at Sidney while she drinks.)

Erma: So many things to tell her

But how to make her see

The truth about my past? Impossible

She turned away from me

(Sidney then looked at Erma as she drinks.)

Sidney: She's holding back, she's hiding

But what, I can't decide

Why won't she be the queen I know she is

The queen I see inside!

(Erma took a couple of steps back and jumps to a pool. She then pulls her in. Sidney immediately gets out, feeling damp. Erma made a goofy smile before Sidney pushes her back to the pool playfully. They were playing around the forests until they were tumbling down the hill.)

Erma/Sidney: Can you feel the love tonight?

The peace the evening brings

The world, for once, in perfect harmony

With all its living things

(They landed softly and Erma was giggling until Sidney got to kiss her on the cheek, surprising her. Sidney had a look of admiration in her eyes as she stared into Erma's. They were inches closer until they got to kiss with a smile on their faces)

Erma/Sidney: Can you feel the love tonight?

You needn't look too far

Steeling through the night's uncertainties

Love is where they are

(Emiko looks like she could be in tears.)

Emiko: And if she falls in love tonight...

(Sam made a sniffle)

Emiko: It can be assumed.

(Sam pulls her closer to him)

Sam: Her carefree days with us are history.

Sam/Emiko: In short, our pal is doomed.