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when i tell yall i leaped out of bed to scream sing rebel girl like i was in that circle screaming buzz buzz buzz!!🐝

OUR. handsome butch boyfriend <3

Ummm. Get your own i was here first

no, it's okay. he likes cheating.

"What if this innocent and quirky girl manages to woo the cold asshole boy with her antics" I hear you, but what if she killed him with a gun and ruined his life

My blood is red. Just like yours. And it’s brighter

pfft. guys check out this show off. hey hey loser, bet your blood can't even do this *picks at a scab until it bleeds and wipes the blood on the wall which starts to bubble and smoke an alarming amount like wayyyy too much smoke for just how little blood i put on there we're both coughing and spluttering the smoke alarm is going off the fire brigade are on their way i fucked up we need to get out of here*

*does that too but mine is a little brighter*

“omg poor coach ben someone save him from misty” i hope he meets his demise at her hands actually

Why do all these characters have nicknames and why can i never clock them. I’ve spent the whole time in the yellowjackets fandom slowly figuring out everyone’s given names from their nicknames and it’s psyching me out. It took me so long to figure out that lottie’s given name was charlotte and every time i remember that van’s given name is vanessa i have a miniature heart attack. Mari’s full name is probably maria. Fuck. Gen’s full name is probably genevieve. Shit. Jackie might be short for jacqueline. Crying rn. The fifth season is gonna come out or smth and tell me misty’s real name is mysterious quigley and i’ll have no choice but to keel over and die

Yellowjackets truly has everything. it’s a love story. it’s a tragedy. it’s a 90s high school sitcom. it’s a survivalist show. it’s a supernatural drama. it’s an investigative mystery. it’s a story about the complex dynamics of female relationships. it’s a story about the horrors of being a teen girl. it’s a study of the lasting effects of ptsd. there’s cults. there’s biblical imagery and greek mythos references. there’s milfs. there’s murder. there’s horror. there’s comedy. there’s cannibalism as a metaphor for love. it’s literally got everything.

underrated yellowjackets scene is misty storming through the door of nat‘s hotel room while nat is mid-relapse, bodyslamming nat into next week, just fucking snorting all the cocaine before nat can get to it and then fighting for her fucking life because, evidently, misty quigley has never done cocaine ever before. zero thought process, zero consideration, zero alternatives. misty quigley woman of all time.

Best fucking friend you could ever have she will LITERALLY help you hide a body