Dead like Deadly Class and the Buffy sequel

don't use your real name! not even your first name, if it's unusual!

don't tell anybody where you live! not even what state you're in! keep that shit a sexy little mystery that's between you and your mail carrier!!

liberally use the block feature!!!! use it!!! just block people if they give you the heebie jeebies!!

don't post selfies that you've also posted on facebook or anywhere else! reverse image search can be used to find your name if the same image is tied to fb or insta or anywhere else your actual name might be

consider not posting selfies at all actually esp if you're a minor......., shit can be dangerous

there's no reason you have to advertise your age if you're a minor <3 you don't have to tell anyone! don't lie, and please don't interact with 18+ content, or with adults who are uncomfortable with people under 18 interacting--but you don't have to go out of you way to say on your blog "hey I'm a minor and a member of a vulnerable community"! and if someone asks then you are allowed to tell them to fuck off

(but I’ve never seen the show and I’m going solely based off of interviews)

Marcus: Yells “fuck” really loud

Willie: calls the table a bitch

Maria: Holds back tears as she curses in Spanish

Saya: says “ow” as she tries to pretend it doesn’t hurt

Billy: says “ow” repeatedly as he hops around holding his foot

Viktor: Something about his mother? Can’t tell between his accent and the pain he’s trying to ignore

Petra: says “ow” but it doesn’t hurt and she just keeps walking

Chico: Dramatically fights the table and knocks it over

Lex: *Incoherent British rambling*

Blood

Even funnier if Marcus doesn’t remember the high out of his mind part.

Marcus: I’m the acid king

Saya: Not this again.

Willie: God please no!

Maria: No. No acid king

Billy: you better haven’t took acid without me know.

Marcus: What?

Willie: last time you were high out of you mind you dipshit.

Marcus:…. No….

Maria: Yes….

Marcus: …