yall are a little too good at replicating the old tumblr fandom posts please stop i feel like a veteran on the fourth of july

"i'm looking respectfully" well i'm looking carnally. i'm looking like a whore

Sometimes you have to see discourse and go “wow, so you don’t understand the character or the material” and then leave. For your own mental state.

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

fuck questions about who’s the best captain on star trek. who’s the worst captain on star trek. like worst at their job. they go to a planet and their entire ship gets blown up or something. losers and girlfailures only

archer literally no contest

Imagine if your uncle insists on taking a family road trip to drop you off at uni (even though he hates the idea of you going) in his new BMW that his sketchy cousin got for him, which Immediately blows up because his cousin is an asshole and the explosion sends you back in time because of all the drugs your uncle had stashed the trunk. This is Nog’s life.