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this implies you’ve eaten a carrot before. explain yourself.

Parents. -Zer0

Not for long!!! <3 xoxo

wHAT WAIT. -zer0

a,,,cid is yummie for human!!! :D eat up

… oh um, it’s not going to kill me right? Fancy wouldn’t find any use of me dead-Zer0

it dissolve s the bones. and its fume.s can kill i think. :) but dr peppy and fluoroantimonicy acidy is good :))) for the carrot eaters :)))

But…I need my bones to function, right? And, I don’t want my bones to be dissolved…do I have to eat it?

no i can just put you in a small room with it and it can slowly kill you :D or you can wait for the carrot rising :) i can leave you as a skin sack if you’d like that more

What? No! I’m not fancy, who would like the skin snack, but I at least have common sense. I’m sorry that I ate a carrot if that’s the reason I’m about to die due to carrots! Please I don’t wanna die… -zer0 is in an unfortunate place :(

if you don’t wanna die can i just shove your organs in a duct tape carrot :) c,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mjnthbrejj carror time :D

….fine.

CARROR TIME THANSK YOU A BANABHAGATWY^HW CA  R R OR :DDDDD <3<3<3 XOX

Hey this is fancy, don’t kill him please, I’m not in the mood to deal with another tumblr trying to kill me or him so could you oh so kindly hand him over?

he allowed me to give him a carrot vessel so unless you want one too, keep your organs away from me <3! i will get them.

Listen. I don’t FU€KING care if I’m cussing, like I said I’m not good f*cking mood at the moment. Please give me the carrot that contains his goddamn soul and his corpse unless you ate that sh!t up or gave it to someone else. I don’t want to have to do this again, where I’m arguing with another tumblr about my life or someone else’s so please just give me the carrot and corpse.

1, haha funny swear word 2, It’s not a corpse he’s fine he’s just carrot now :) 3, WHY WOULD I EAT A CARROT WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM 4, he’s his own little carrot person i can’t give him away 5, I will not give you the carrot. He is fine. He is carrot now :) 6, Would you like to be a carrot, Fancy?

1. Thank you. 2. So you put the corpse into the carrot vessel. 3. You seem to also have a lot of problems so it’s even. 4. I would like him back please. Zero is my friend and I would really like him back. He isn’t even answering my pms. 5. Well I don’t think so. I want my friend back. 6. No.

he has to choose to come back on his own :) if you would be ever so kind as to hand over your organs then maybe you’ll see him again :)))

Nah I’m not giving my organs to one who let my friend sacrifice themselves to you. So I’ll just wait. I feel like they just did it because they felt powerless against you. they aren’t exactly a mean person and never would try and hurt anyone, so he let you do it.

this isn’t a sacrifice this is a gift. i could have simply dissolved him on spot for eating my family but i decided he could join us. i’m more than ecstatic they felt powerless against me, but still. i was being kind. also he has a very nice gallbladder i would like to keep it

…you just gave me so many reasons why I should kick his ass for making me worry about him. And I have just learned what the fuck was gallbladder.

you should kick his ass for eating my LITERAL FAMILY but aight. also good! gallbladders are very very nice. i would like yours as well, i’m sure it looks nice :) and probably tastes better :)))

Know that I had a gooood look at this chain, you should’ve been taking the parents, and then take a few ounces of his stomach acid or his release. Or his waste that is most likely in the sewer by now. I don’t know I mean that’s just an idea.

stomach acid? no, hun. i mean fluoroantimonic acid and dr pepper. thats how i dissolve people. thats what i planned to do to the parents. that is how us carrots Fight

Something tells me your going to be a problem in the next world war

this implies you’ve eaten a carrot before. explain yourself.

Parents. -Zer0

Not for long!!! <3 xoxo

wHAT WAIT. -zer0

a,,,cid is yummie for human!!! :D eat up

… oh um, it’s not going to kill me right? Fancy wouldn’t find any use of me dead-Zer0

it dissolve s the bones. and its fume.s can kill i think. :) but dr peppy and fluoroantimonicy acidy is good :))) for the carrot eaters :)))

But…I need my bones to function, right? And, I don’t want my bones to be dissolved…do I have to eat it?

no i can just put you in a small room with it and it can slowly kill you :D or you can wait for the carrot rising :) i can leave you as a skin sack if you’d like that more

What? No! I’m not fancy, who would like the skin snack, but I at least have common sense. I’m sorry that I ate a carrot if that’s the reason I’m about to die due to carrots! Please I don’t wanna die… -zer0 is in an unfortunate place :(

if you don’t wanna die can i just shove your organs in a duct tape carrot :) c,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mjnthbrejj carror time :D

….fine.

CARROR TIME THANSK YOU A BANABHAGATWY^HW CA  R R OR :DDDDD <3<3<3 XOX

Hey this is fancy, don’t kill him please, I’m not in the mood to deal with another tumblr trying to kill me or him so could you oh so kindly hand him over?

he allowed me to give him a carrot vessel so unless you want one too, keep your organs away from me <3! i will get them.

Listen. I don’t FU€KING care if I’m cussing, like I said I’m not good f*cking mood at the moment. Please give me the carrot that contains his goddamn soul and his corpse unless you ate that sh!t up or gave it to someone else. I don’t want to have to do this again, where I’m arguing with another tumblr about my life or someone else’s so please just give me the carrot and corpse.

1, haha funny swear word 2, It’s not a corpse he’s fine he’s just carrot now :) 3, WHY WOULD I EAT A CARROT WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM 4, he’s his own little carrot person i can’t give him away 5, I will not give you the carrot. He is fine. He is carrot now :) 6, Would you like to be a carrot, Fancy?

1. Thank you. 2. So you put the corpse into the carrot vessel. 3. You seem to also have a lot of problems so it’s even. 4. I would like him back please. Zero is my friend and I would really like him back. He isn’t even answering my pms. 5. Well I don’t think so. I want my friend back. 6. No.

he has to choose to come back on his own :) if you would be ever so kind as to hand over your organs then maybe you’ll see him again :)))

Nah I’m not giving my organs to one who let my friend sacrifice themselves to you. So I’ll just wait. I feel like they just did it because they felt powerless against you. they aren’t exactly a mean person and never would try and hurt anyone, so he let you do it.

this isn’t a sacrifice this is a gift. i could have simply dissolved him on spot for eating my family but i decided he could join us. i’m more than ecstatic they felt powerless against me, but still. i was being kind. also he has a very nice gallbladder i would like to keep it

…you just gave me so many reasons why I should kick his ass for making me worry about him. And I have just learned what the fuck was gallbladder.

you should kick his ass for eating my LITERAL FAMILY but aight. also good! gallbladders are very very nice. i would like yours as well, i’m sure it looks nice :) and probably tastes better :)))

Know that I had a gooood look at this chain, you should’ve been taking the parents, and then take a few ounces of his stomach acid or his release. Or his waste that is most likely in the sewer by now. I don’t know I mean that’s just an idea.

this implies you’ve eaten a carrot before. explain yourself.

Parents. -Zer0

Not for long!!! <3 xoxo

wHAT WAIT. -zer0

a,,,cid is yummie for human!!! :D eat up

… oh um, it’s not going to kill me right? Fancy wouldn’t find any use of me dead-Zer0

it dissolve s the bones. and its fume.s can kill i think. :) but dr peppy and fluoroantimonicy acidy is good :))) for the carrot eaters :)))

But…I need my bones to function, right? And, I don’t want my bones to be dissolved…do I have to eat it?

no i can just put you in a small room with it and it can slowly kill you :D or you can wait for the carrot rising :) i can leave you as a skin sack if you’d like that more

What? No! I’m not fancy, who would like the skin snack, but I at least have common sense. I’m sorry that I ate a carrot if that’s the reason I’m about to die due to carrots! Please I don’t wanna die… -zer0 is in an unfortunate place :(

if you don’t wanna die can i just shove your organs in a duct tape carrot :) c,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mjnthbrejj carror time :D

….fine.

CARROR TIME THANSK YOU A BANABHAGATWY^HW CA  R R OR :DDDDD <3<3<3 XOX

Hey this is fancy, don’t kill him please, I’m not in the mood to deal with another tumblr trying to kill me or him so could you oh so kindly hand him over?

he allowed me to give him a carrot vessel so unless you want one too, keep your organs away from me <3! i will get them.

Listen. I don’t FU€KING care if I’m cussing, like I said I’m not good f*cking mood at the moment. Please give me the carrot that contains his goddamn soul and his corpse unless you ate that sh!t up or gave it to someone else. I don’t want to have to do this again, where I’m arguing with another tumblr about my life or someone else’s so please just give me the carrot and corpse.

1, haha funny swear word 2, It’s not a corpse he’s fine he’s just carrot now :) 3, WHY WOULD I EAT A CARROT WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM 4, he’s his own little carrot person i can’t give him away 5, I will not give you the carrot. He is fine. He is carrot now :) 6, Would you like to be a carrot, Fancy?

1. Thank you. 2. So you put the corpse into the carrot vessel. 3. You seem to also have a lot of problems so it’s even. 4. I would like him back please. Zero is my friend and I would really like him back. He isn’t even answering my pms. 5. Well I don’t think so. I want my friend back. 6. No.

he has to choose to come back on his own :) if you would be ever so kind as to hand over your organs then maybe you’ll see him again :)))

Nah I’m not giving my organs to one who let my friend sacrifice themselves to you. So I’ll just wait. I feel like they just did it because they felt powerless against you. they aren’t exactly a mean person and never would try and hurt anyone, so he let you do it.

this isn’t a sacrifice this is a gift. i could have simply dissolved him on spot for eating my family but i decided he could join us. i’m more than ecstatic they felt powerless against me, but still. i was being kind. also he has a very nice gallbladder i would like to keep it

...you just gave me so many reasons why I should kick his ass for making me worry about him. And I have just learned what the fuck was gallbladder.

this implies you’ve eaten a carrot before. explain yourself.

Parents. -Zer0

Not for long!!! <3 xoxo

wHAT WAIT. -zer0

a,,,cid is yummie for human!!! :D eat up

… oh um, it’s not going to kill me right? Fancy wouldn’t find any use of me dead-Zer0

it dissolve s the bones. and its fume.s can kill i think. :) but dr peppy and fluoroantimonicy acidy is good :))) for the carrot eaters :)))

But…I need my bones to function, right? And, I don’t want my bones to be dissolved…do I have to eat it?

no i can just put you in a small room with it and it can slowly kill you :D or you can wait for the carrot rising :) i can leave you as a skin sack if you’d like that more

What? No! I’m not fancy, who would like the skin snack, but I at least have common sense. I’m sorry that I ate a carrot if that’s the reason I’m about to die due to carrots! Please I don’t wanna die… -zer0 is in an unfortunate place :(

if you don’t wanna die can i just shove your organs in a duct tape carrot :) c,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mjnthbrejj carror time :D

….fine.

CARROR TIME THANSK YOU A BANABHAGATWY^HW CA  R R OR :DDDDD <3<3<3 XOX

Hey this is fancy, don’t kill him please, I’m not in the mood to deal with another tumblr trying to kill me or him so could you oh so kindly hand him over?

he allowed me to give him a carrot vessel so unless you want one too, keep your organs away from me <3! i will get them.

Listen. I don’t FU€KING care if I’m cussing, like I said I’m not good f*cking mood at the moment. Please give me the carrot that contains his goddamn soul and his corpse unless you ate that sh!t up or gave it to someone else. I don’t want to have to do this again, where I’m arguing with another tumblr about my life or someone else’s so please just give me the carrot and corpse.

1, haha funny swear word 2, It’s not a corpse he’s fine he’s just carrot now :) 3, WHY WOULD I EAT A CARROT WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM 4, he’s his own little carrot person i can’t give him away 5, I will not give you the carrot. He is fine. He is carrot now :) 6, Would you like to be a carrot, Fancy?

1. Thank you. 2. So you put the corpse into the carrot vessel. 3. You seem to also have a lot of problems so it’s even. 4. I would like him back please. Zero is my friend and I would really like him back. He isn’t even answering my pms. 5. Well I don’t think so. I want my friend back. 6. No.

he has to choose to come back on his own :) if you would be ever so kind as to hand over your organs then maybe you’ll see him again :)))

Nah I’m not giving my organs to one who let my friend sacrifice themselves to you. So I’ll just wait. I feel like they just did it because they felt powerless against you. they aren’t exactly a mean person and never would try and hurt anyone, so he let you do it.

this implies you’ve eaten a carrot before. explain yourself.

Parents. -Zer0

Not for long!!! <3 xoxo

wHAT WAIT. -zer0

a,,,cid is yummie for human!!! :D eat up

… oh um, it’s not going to kill me right? Fancy wouldn’t find any use of me dead-Zer0

it dissolve s the bones. and its fume.s can kill i think. :) but dr peppy and fluoroantimonicy acidy is good :))) for the carrot eaters :)))

But…I need my bones to function, right? And, I don’t want my bones to be dissolved…do I have to eat it?

no i can just put you in a small room with it and it can slowly kill you :D or you can wait for the carrot rising :) i can leave you as a skin sack if you’d like that more

What? No! I’m not fancy, who would like the skin snack, but I at least have common sense. I’m sorry that I ate a carrot if that’s the reason I’m about to die due to carrots! Please I don’t wanna die… -zer0 is in an unfortunate place :(

if you don’t wanna die can i just shove your organs in a duct tape carrot :) c,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mjnthbrejj carror time :D

….fine.

CARROR TIME THANSK YOU A BANABHAGATWY^HW CA  R R OR :DDDDD <3<3<3 XOX

Hey this is fancy, don’t kill him please, I’m not in the mood to deal with another tumblr trying to kill me or him so could you oh so kindly hand him over?

he allowed me to give him a carrot vessel so unless you want one too, keep your organs away from me <3! i will get them.

Listen. I don’t FU€KING care if I’m cussing, like I said I’m not good f*cking mood at the moment. Please give me the carrot that contains his goddamn soul and his corpse unless you ate that sh!t up or gave it to someone else. I don’t want to have to do this again, where I’m arguing with another tumblr about my life or someone else’s so please just give me the carrot and corpse.

1, haha funny swear word 2, It’s not a corpse he’s fine he’s just carrot now :) 3, WHY WOULD I EAT A CARROT WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM 4, he’s his own little carrot person i can’t give him away 5, I will not give you the carrot. He is fine. He is carrot now :) 6, Would you like to be a carrot, Fancy?

1. Thank you. 2. So you put the corpse into the carrot vessel. 3. You seem to also have a lot of problems so it’s even. 4. I would like him back please. Zero is my friend and I would really like him back. He isn’t even answering my pms. 5. Well I don’t think so. I want my friend back. 6. No.

this implies you’ve eaten a carrot before. explain yourself.

Parents. -Zer0

Not for long!!! <3 xoxo

wHAT WAIT. -zer0

a,,,cid is yummie for human!!! :D eat up

… oh um, it’s not going to kill me right? Fancy wouldn’t find any use of me dead-Zer0

it dissolve s the bones. and its fume.s can kill i think. :) but dr peppy and fluoroantimonicy acidy is good :))) for the carrot eaters :)))

But…I need my bones to function, right? And, I don’t want my bones to be dissolved…do I have to eat it?

no i can just put you in a small room with it and it can slowly kill you :D or you can wait for the carrot rising :) i can leave you as a skin sack if you’d like that more

What? No! I’m not fancy, who would like the skin snack, but I at least have common sense. I’m sorry that I ate a carrot if that’s the reason I’m about to die due to carrots! Please I don’t wanna die… -zer0 is in an unfortunate place :(

if you don’t wanna die can i just shove your organs in a duct tape carrot :) c,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mjnthbrejj carror time :D

….fine.

CARROR TIME THANSK YOU A BANABHAGATWY^HW CA  R R OR :DDDDD <3<3<3 XOX

Hey this is fancy, don’t kill him please, I’m not in the mood to deal with another tumblr trying to kill me or him so could you oh so kindly hand him over?

he allowed me to give him a carrot vessel so unless you want one too, keep your organs away from me <3! i will get them.

Listen. I don’t FU€KING care if I’m cussing, like I said I’m not good f*cking mood at the moment. Please give me the carrot that contains his goddamn soul and his corpse unless you ate that sh!t up or gave it to someone else. I don’t want to have to do this again, where I’m arguing with another tumblr about my life or someone else’s so please just give me the carrot and corpse.

this implies you’ve eaten a carrot before. explain yourself.

Parents. -Zer0

Not for long!!! <3 xoxo

wHAT WAIT. -zer0

a,,,cid is yummie for human!!! :D eat up

… oh um, it’s not going to kill me right? Fancy wouldn’t find any use of me dead-Zer0

it dissolve s the bones. and its fume.s can kill i think. :) but dr peppy and fluoroantimonicy acidy is good :))) for the carrot eaters :)))

But…I need my bones to function, right? And, I don’t want my bones to be dissolved…do I have to eat it?

no i can just put you in a small room with it and it can slowly kill you :D or you can wait for the carrot rising :) i can leave you as a skin sack if you’d like that more

What? No! I’m not fancy, who would like the skin snack, but I at least have common sense. I’m sorry that I ate a carrot if that’s the reason I’m about to die due to carrots! Please I don’t wanna die… -zer0 is in an unfortunate place :(

if you don’t wanna die can i just shove your organs in a duct tape carrot :) c,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mjnthbrejj carror time :D

….fine.

CARROR TIME THANSK YOU A BANABHAGATWY^HW CA  R R OR :DDDDD <3<3<3 XOX

Hey this is fancy, don’t kill him please, I’m not in the mood to deal with another tumblr trying to kill me or him so could you oh so kindly hand him over?