sylus x reader x rafayel (could be platonic too but i love my homos too much) where sylus finds out that rafayel has catphobia so he exclusively calls mc kitten whenever raf is around to piss him off LMAO
and then raf gets pissed because how could sylus compare his adorable cutie to that hideous monster
emmy!! :D this idea is so so cute, i tried my best to bring it to life while putting a little spin on it...hope you like it hehe (ik it's not completely what you asked for but this is the best my brain could come up with ๐ญ)
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"AhhhHHHHH! GET AWAY! GET AWAY!"ย
Sylus bursts through the door a second later, one hand still clenching the metal knob he accidentally yanked off and the other doused in reddish black swirls, ready for attack.ย
"Rafayel! What's goingโoh no." The white-haired man's evol instantly dissipates, the same hand now reaching up to pinch his nose bridge at the scene before him.ย
Because Rafayel the sea god, the assassin, a man revered by even N109's greatest foes, now cowers in the corner of their bedroom with a fireplace poker in hand. Over a cat.ย
"STAY BACK you wretched beast! Sylus, grab thatย thingย while I'm fending it off!"ย
Raf then jabs the stick towards you for further emphasis. You peer back at Sylus, your tail swishing annoyedly from where you lounge along the bed, unimpressed.ย
Rafayel just stares wide-eyed at you now curled up across from him in Sylus's lap, the Lemurian for once completely at a loss for words.
Eventually, he finds the ability to speak again.ย
"From an unknown metaflux complication. The Association sent out an alert this morning when she arrived at the house then..transformedย shortly after."ย
Raf nods absentmindedly, his rounded eyes never once straying from yours. You frown and tilt your head at him.ย
Rafayel smiles sheepishly.ย
You jump off Sylus and onto the couch, easing your way over until you sit inches away from your other partner. Slowly, the purple-haired man uncrosses his legs and carefully picks you up before hugging you to his chest,ย rubbing his nose against yours, you curling into his arms and purring at the sensation.
Sylus's heart warms for all of three seconds before the two of you start an immediate gossip session in a language he doesn't understand.ย
(Raf you won't believe what I can do!)ย
"Meow, meow meow! โฆmeow meow."ย
(I'm so agile now, and my sense of smell is off the charts! โฆum don't tell Sylus but his feet really stink.)ย
Rafayel bursts out laughing and even you hiss in amusement, your tail waving happily in the air.ย
Sylus huffs at the sense the joke is about him and quirks a brow. "What's so funny?"ย
The two of you pause and look at each other.ย
Sylus tsks at his boyfriend's burning red ears before turning to glower at you.ย
"Don't lie to me,ย kitten."ย
"EW! Don't call her that! She's not one of them!" Rafayel retorts, immediately bringing you up closer to him until your face squishes against his cheek.ย
"M-meow!" you grit out from the intensity of his hold.ย
"No cutie, I won't stand for it!" Yet he stands up anyway while still cradling you like something fragile. "We'll see you later, Sylus."ย
"And where are you two going?" The red-eyed man asks, an amused smirk now fixed on his lips.ย
"My studio. We're going to go harass the seagulls."ย
ginny's note: never written crowfish before but ugh i love their pairing so much!! this was fun to write, hopefully it didn't turn out too silly LOL
@pixopix for the cat divider
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