BEAUTIFUL DIRTY RICH

KENDALL

rich people are unironically like “poor people can save money easily bc a box of oatmeal and a box of a crackers is only $3 and that can last you a week” like they genuinely want poor people to live like peasants

that’s not true they don’t want poor people to live at all

so my chemistry teacher has a playful rivalry with the other teachers on her hall and yesterday a teacher anonymously left a note on my teacher’s board that said “my students are better than your students” so instead of guessing who it was my teacher went around the entire hall and stole pens out of every classroom and, as “an experiment in chromatography”, got us to drop water and rubbing alcohol on the note and sample marks made by the stolen pens to see what color the ink turned and when we figured out whose pen was used to write the note she went to the teacher in the middle of class and confronted her about it

i don know shit yall!!!! im jus out here 

her videos are always her doing the things we all do when nobody is watching but are too embarrassed to admit

um has anyone fallen in love with me yet it’s almost christmas

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011