Familiar Sights.

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

an endless cycle

I hate when people ask me why I drink so much water like damn bitch I’m tryin to drown myself what u think leave me alone

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

sometimes i hear songs i liked in middle school and i’m like…. how did i possibly relate to this as a 12 year old. who was hurting me so bad that secondhand serenade made sense to me

I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside, I’m actually angrier.

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.

u sound poor how dare you talk to me 

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

i!!!!! love!!!!!! holding!!!!!! hands!!!!!!!!!

u ever have an orgasm so good u just wanna cry

I’m that friend that will proofread your sexts for quality assurance.