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                   “ I’ve had a pretty miserable day but seeing your smile makes up for most of it. ” Dang, even when he’s in a bad mood he’s still a flirt. Truly amazing.

                   “ Don’t you think that’s a bit grim? ” Charlie asked, brow furrowed. He could see it that way as well, but it wasn’t the outlook he preferred. Something a bit more jovial suited his taste. “ I think life is like a field of flowers. Sometimes you wilt and stop growing, but you’ll always come back and prosper until your life ends. ”

                   “ The temptation to buy one of those sparkly bath bombs is overwhelming. Too bad they cost like, 10 dollars. ” Not that he was strapped for cash, but he’d rather spend it on more important things. Still, he stared longingly at the glittery masterpiece that was overpriced bath products. “ Have you ever tried one before? They smell amazing, but they sure do leave a mess. ”

                    “ I wouldn’t recommend getting that. I’ve had it from this place before and it made me wicked sick. I haven’t had that issue with anything else though. You might want to choose some other item just to be safe. ” Charlie scrunched his nose a little, adding a bit of emphasis to the nastiness of his prior experience at the small cafe. “ The turkey salad sandwich is really good. ”

                 “ I know this is kind of sudden but uh, do you mind listening to a song I’m working on? I need some outside input, ” Charlie asked, surprisingly meek for his typical charming facade. It felt strange asking for an opinion out of nowhere, but he felt utterly stuck on how to make the song better. That is, of course, if it really needed any improvement. “ It’s totally okay to say no. I know it probably sounds like a weird request. ” 

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                   “ That blouse looks great on you! I think the color fits you quite well. ”

                    “ Everything is coming up daises, it seems .” He pauses, motioning to the daisies in the garden with a rather goofy smile. “ Literally. See? ”

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                   “ It just so happens I was about to start practicing some new stuff I wrote, ” Charlie grinned, resting the guitar on his knee. “ I’m sure it won’t be as pretty without the rest of the band, but if you want to sit and listen, you can. I need to get in at least 30 minutes of practice. If you make it through, we can actually hang out. ”