CHIGA DE FUEGO.

( t e x t ) YOU SHOULD BELIEVE IT’ ! I adore you, I’m so incredible proud of you and I mean it when I say I’m all ready to just cheer and celebrate you, one of my favourite pastimes.

( t e x t ) evil things called “work schedules” I mean what the fucking fuck ! lady I’m good, but I’d be a lot better if you happened to be free to come join me in vegas this weekend for a little birthday getaway? planning on shaking my ass at Adele this Saturday, and if you’re not being a talented super human, I’d love nothing more then to have that love fest real soon and you joining. we gotta catch up, but I also need you to tell me how life’s been ?!

[text] i’m hoping your gorgeous face will be among the guests on the night of the awards, i wouldn’t want to celebrate with anybody else being granted a nomination. 

[text] booooooo. when are we boycotting work schedules and go live in argentina together? with jess, of course. at this point i’m willing to be adopted by both and live our best lives there. or wherever else you prefer.

[text] it broke my heart not to be able to make it to vegas in time for your party. where in the world will you be between christmas and new year’s eve? i’m reaching you wherever you are to shower you with some birthday love in person ❤️ if you’ll have me, of course. did you have fun though? tell me everything! or was it a “what happens” in vegas situation?

anya taylor-joy posted a picture on her instagram. tagged: valentina zenere @valuzas location: madrid, spain

The only handcrafted invites you get from me are those that open with an explosion of confetti. No, no, the rules are just simple when you play it; otherwise it sounds like maths. Please do! That way, I don’t have to explain it and can go straight to beating you in Skipbo, and chess, and well, maybe not Monopoly, I get tired of that after two hours and sabotage myself. I’ll bring Jess along for the card game! Just never played it, so, we will look for those YouTube tutorials. I’m sure it’s more inviting because in Europe? Toes be frozen; it’s only getting colder and colder, so, we’re staying inside. Definitely not leaving. I’m trying every few hours, but so far no baby yet! I am not giving up, though. Jess tries to tap out, but you know, gotta do something now we’re staying inside. What are you doing in LA anyway? Besides escaping the weather.

then the envelope better include a voucher for a cleaning service or else i swear i’m coming for you with ten times as many confetti, pat. you lost me at the word ‘math’, are we sure we don’t want to play video games instead and leave the parts of our brain specialised in mathematical processing stay dead? i’ll bring along my nintendo and mario games just in case there are too many numbers for my brain to deal with. i agree with not playing monopoly, it’s ruined too many friendships and i won’t allow it to ruin ours as well. i must keep my superhero friends close. i ended up sticking in europe for the moment as my friend is keeping me with her as a fortune charm for the world cup -- go argentina, yeah? but in most cases i go to los angeles for work, i’m not particularly interested in staying there longer than necessary. there’s something about london’s smog that’s much better -- it’s familiar. know what i mean? wherever we’re meeting i’m also bringing along thermal blankets for the three of us to stay warm. i’d rather not witness you and jess keeping yourself warm trying for babies with me there.

dear sarah,

cheers to you for another trip around the sun! and you, my dearest, are the brightest of suns. @srahpaulsons​

flo: anya. the light of my life and the most beautiful person i know.

flo: have i been watching that mario brothers trailer on a loop just to hear your gorgeous voice? maybe, possible, will not confess to a thing however. my life has absolutely been less because you're on it enough, let's change it.

flo: can these texts include selfies too? because i wouldn't mind starting every day looking at something absolutely breathtaking. xo

anya: me? you're making me blush, pugh. miss you with all my ❤️

anya: our marketing team appreciates all the views you gifted us, great job. you win an invitation (handmade and sent out by truly yours) to the premier whenever and wherever it'll take place. if you'll have the time of course, in between your numerous projects which i am SUPER DUPER EXCITED about, each one of them. hope you're getting some rest though. remember to drink water and nap when possible.

valu: well and i ended up kissing you back ;) my wife, my sun and stars. also i'm keeping you until sunday cause you are my good luck charm.

valu: also the argentina jersey looks a 100 on you. now all i need is to convince you to show up on my pictures

anya: you didn't see me complain. 😉

anya: i understand now why you were keeping me around! shame on you, zenere. no more dulce de leche for you.

are you serious?? the queen of the cosmetics ads is complimenting me?? do not compute, does not make any kind of sense at all. you’re gorgeous and so kind and i’m gonna weep about how much i miss you. because i do!! my boy nash is living his best life getting pampered by my manager, while i’m in Aus doing family stuff. the other day, she sent me a picture of her making him his own beef steak, so that butterball is currently living better than i do, sigh. what’s happening in your life, beautiful?

see, this is why they shouldn’t give these gigs to just anybody. next time i’m offered to be part of a cosmetic ad i’ll go like “are you sure you don’t want troye sivan? have you seen that face?”. miss you tooooo, catch up in person soon? drop to london on the way back from australia and i’ll treat you to a fun day out with moi. your family better make it worth staying away from your boi, i know how tough it is to be away from your fur baby. though from what i see it’s not as tough for him to stay away from you. i’m doing well, living my best life not working at the moment. it’s odd to be able to do whatever i feel like doing without constantly checking my calendar.

dear emily,  it’s me! your oh-so secret santa!

[text] love of my life!!! you. are. pure. perfection. i miss you even more and hope to see you the soonest possible and celebrate all the awesome things happening. 🥰 

[text] thank you, coming from one of the most inspiring women i know means the freakin’ world. can’t believe this is happening.