“You come here often?”

“Can I offer you a drink?”

“So.. You expecting someone?”

“Do you need a place to stay for tonight?”

“I gotta tell you… you look incredibly hot.”

“Do you want to dance with me?”

“Look at us… we are basically a couple already.”

“I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”

“Are you single? Just asking.”

“You’re the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.”

“What would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?”

“I love the way you’re dressed.”

“Do I have any chances with you?”

“Do you have anything better to do later?”

“Can I get your phone number?”

“You seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.”

“I can do whatever you want, babe.”

“You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.”

“I bet guys/gals/people are all over you.”

“You should be a model.”

“Are you… trying to flirt with me?”

“Maybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.”

“That won’t work. Try again.”

“Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?”

“I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”

“You don’t look so bad yourself.”

“I thought you were taken.”

“So, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?”

“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”

❛ Life isn’t some cartoon musical where you sing a little song and all your insipid dreams magically come true. So let it go. ❜

❛ You know you love me. ❜

❛ Life’s a little bit messy. We all make mistakes. ❜

❛ Wait, uh, wait - listen! I - I know you’ll never forgive me! And I don’t blame you. I wouldn’t forgive me either. I was ignorant, and… irresponsible… and small-minded. ❜

❛ It’s called a hustle, sweetheart. ❜

❛ Hello! Hi! It’s me again. ❜

❛ Did somebody steal a traffic cone? Because it wasn’t me. ❜

❛ What do you call a three-humped camel? ❜

❛ Hurry! We gotta beat the rush hour, and… ❜

❛ We are really fighting the clock and every minute counts. ❜

❛ I knew it. Just when I thought someone actually believed in me… ❜

❛ Oh, sweet cheese and crackers. ❜

❛ I came here to make the world a better place, but I think I broke it. ❜

❛ Tomorrow’s another day. ❜

❛ We may be evolved, but deep down we are still animals. ❜

❛ Never let them see that they get to you. ❜