Things my sister said while playing Skyrim {Sentence Starters}
“Ugh, he’s always trying to seduce me. I hate it.”
“Oh, it’s the old lady that has a dagger.”
“No, I don’t wanna do a good deed and I don’t want to talk to you.”
“I can just stick it in my chestplate. Shove it in there.”
“I did it. I beat the hill!”
“You wanna see? I can rip it out right now!”
“Why is this goat following me? The goat is my enemy.”
“No, I want this apple pie. ‘Scuse me, guys.”
“Help! I’m stuck in a house!”
“I have no friends. I have to take out an army, myself.”
“I’ll punch a mammoth if I have to!”
“Does it look like I want to fight this guy? Apparently!”
“Guess who’s a rich man. Not me. HA! Just kidding.”
“It said trading caravans, but I thought it said trading cards.”
“Gotta go fast. No, gotta go faster.”
“I hate this place. I’m going somewhere else.”
“Oh my gosh, I am on fire.”
“Let me get through my dysfunctional stage, first.”
“All I can do is waddle.”
“I thought those guys were nice.”
“I have no idea where I am or what I’m doing.”
“Maybe I’ll get a job, a family.”
“You wanna try making me fly?”
“Watching me is a religious experience.”
*imitates high-pitched whistle*
“My heart went 'oh no.’ ”
“I can’t twerk when I’m in your arms.”