Totally God’s special little Meow Meow here

Here at the false prophet polls, we pit the falsest, fakest, flakiest prophets against each other to find the wrongest worstie of them all… the Ultimate False Prophet!

A false prophet will:

Give themself special and/or undue religious significance

Believe they are god, or that they know god personally

Use their religious clout for personal ends

Have what they worship proven to be a false god or dead end by the narrative

(And of course, bonus points if they are slimy, shitty, cruel, or otherwise nasty!)

FINAL SHOWDOWN:

Kevin VS Zane Ro’Meave

BONUS ROUND - BATTLE OF THE MECH(ANISM)S:

Galahad vs Drumbot Brian

If only….

You guys did amazing though!! And I’ve gone from not knowing who Zane was to scheduling a MCD watch through - there’s no doubt in my mind he’s a slimy guy and an incredibly false prophet.

I’ll do a breakdown of the results tomorrow (did you know Zane wasn’t even in the top ten seeds? Yeah!!), and answering a few more asks, but I want to thank EVERYONE for voting, spreading propaganda, and just showing a lot of love to all their blorbos. I don’t think there was a single character I didn’t at least see an ask or a rant in the tags for! It was wonderful.

I also thank everyone for being pretty polite to me as a mod and also, tbh, each other. I’m so glad we could keep the silly, silly.

And of course, a huge thank you to @kindcolors again, who did the beautiful banner I couldn’t live without, and took time out of their busy schedule to do it. You should all thank him too tbh

I have another poll I’ll be running if you had fun with this one, over at @biggestegobracket, where I’ll post the terms and open submissions!

And of course, I have a final poll for you all:

When i was younger some girl was obsessed with Zane & Kawaii-chan and she always asked me to draw her art of them. I came to school with papers of fan art and she told me a few days later that a Zane picture flew out her car window and i wonder if anyone found my drawing of poor anime style Zane…

(Anyways vote kevin 🌞)

(this is light hearted i have nothing against the creator)

i didn't say his name, but you instantly thought of zane ro'meave didn't you.

Oh man, ask me this on my main blog! I have plenty I think about Charles, but this just isn’t the blog for it.

He than also used that to try to marry Lady Aphmau (Lord of Pheonixdrop) to gain political power. He also did not stay dead.

And you know that Lady Irene I mentioned? He secretly worships her ENEMY (that she smashed millenias ago) AND JOINED HIS SIDE AFTER DEATH.

He also had a whole ass mini army. It was called “The Jury of Nine”. And if you cared about your children while being one of the nine selected members? You would be brutally killed.

Oh you wanted to go to O’khasis? Yeah it moved. Why? Because Zane leaving fucked THE ENTIRE WORLD up. He was so corrupt that people just got used to it and when he left the world fell apart.

Also he’s emo and likes My Little Pony sooo-

I drew him as a catboy a bit ago. does this convince you. please tell me this convinces you pleasepkeasplea