Forehead Trash

People: “what are you going to do with your life”

Andy: I don’t want to have sex with my clone because it would be gay sex and I’m not gay.

Joe: I’m not gay, but I would actually fuck my clone.

Ryan: I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.

Pete: I’d totally fuck my clone because I wanna know if I’m good in bed.

Mikey: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

Brendon: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

Gerard: it’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.

Ray: It’s not the same as masturbating; it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

Patrick: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil?

Frank: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro-clone fucking I am.