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why are they putting that loaf of bread in the water

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starllex

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like

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what the fuck

3-small-dogs

Im still convinced this entire movie was a mass hallucination

crowmemes

when you have a problematic fave

macpye

[Woman: *kisses raven’s beak* Even though you are naughty, I still love you, aye.]

fat-birds

#goals

polyversity

Stop everyone! These are the Knaresborough Castle ravens, and this ‘naughty’ raven is probably Izzie: the only bird in the UK to have been given an ASBO (a criminal conviction for anti-social behaviour).

Izzie pretends to get her head stuck in trash, so that when people get up to help her she can fly off and steal their sandwiches. She can mimic human speech, but does not do it often and when she does speak it’s usually rude. When we met the lady in chain mail in July 2013, she told us that Izzie had once flown up to a tourist and said “who the **** are you looking at?!”. The tourist was very offended and assumed it was the chain mail lady who had spoken. The birds are not on chains for their own protection, but for their bad behaviour. They are literally on the naughty step.

I went to Knaresborough on a day the ravens weren’t there, and I was disappointed. I asked the castle attendant when they would be back, and he said he didn’t know. The Raven Lady isn’t associated with the castle. She’s just someone with pet ravens who comes and goes when she pleases and likes to wear chain mail. Life goals or wife goals?

Read more about them >>>>here<<<<

crowmemes

Thank you for adding this, I was going to reblog it again with some info tonight and you beat me to it! Yes this one was Isobella! She also steals cameras from people, she pretends to have her foot stuck in an old water bottle and then goes and nicks stuff from the people who try to help her omfg

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I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

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frankoceanfanclub

when i get a runny nose

This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch

awesomeveracity

I keep forgetting that Chris Pratt’s character has an actual name in Jurassic World

to me it’s just Chris Pratt

doing his job

saving the world

guarding the galaxy

beanantea

Apparently some vegans are telling people not to eat honey to support bees. STOP. STOP NOW. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK? Buy honey (local if possible) -> support beekeepers -> support bees. I swear people don’t even think this stuff out. Beekeepers provide bees with an environment in which they can live, and are encouraged to thrive. Bees then have a big huge giant person who can deal with any threats to the hive. Yes, honey is a winter food supply for bees, but beekeepers (unless they’re dicks, in which case they’d be shooting themselves in the foot) will NEVER take too much honey from a hive, and will always ensure that bees have enough food. Think about it, you’re not going to starve a source of income/hobby, are you? So now. Support beekeepers. Support bees. buzz.

katwaterflame

I had to reblog just for “DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?“ because it made me realize that some people really don’t!

rosygl0w

save them

assgod

SAVE THEM!!

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But It's Better If You Do (Sexual Version)

Visit Original Link

burningbrighterstill

HOLY FUCK HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD THIS THIS IS MY FAVOURITE ALBUM WTF

damnlias

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wdfa

SOMEBODY DIED BEVERLY

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July 2nd.

182nd day of the year.

It’s 12pm.

Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.

teenagecentury

I finally understand what Blink-182 means.

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where to take the signs on a date

aries: concert taurus: restaurant gemini: theme park cancer: hell leo: movies virgo: bookstore libra: museum scorpio: cafe sagittarius: hiking capricorn: theatre aquarius: observatory pisces: aquarium

kasaneteto

oh okay i get it. just cause im a pisces i wanna go to a fuckng aquarium. fuck you, i dont want to go to a fucking aquarium for a date. who the fuck wrote this shit list im going to kick your ass. you think just cause my sign is two stupid fucking fish that i wanna see a bunch of other stupid fuckng fishes dying and breathing in poopwater in big glass cages no fuck you. no i dont wanna do that. why scorpio and taurus and gemini get all this fun shit but i gotta be a fuckin fish stuck in fish hell. u know waht im just gonna come out and say it: i ahte swimming. i hate swimming. i havent liked swimming ever and the fact that im a ppisces mean every1 gonna assume i like 2 swim but u know what. i dont like to swim. im so sick of all this water shit from these zodiacs i mean god damn in the pokemon one which type is pisces gonna be ITS WATER DID U THINK IT WOULDNT BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN FUCKIGN WATER of course its water i didnt even have 2 look at that goddam fuckin pokemon one cause i knew pisces was gonna be shitty water. why is pisces the one thats always water anyways. aquarius was water IN THE name (aqua) and that spanish for water so why the fuck isnt aquarius the sign thats in water hell why it gotta be me. fuck this shit whoever made this shitty date shit fuck u im never going to an aquarium again

izyurfimenipaflanyant

where’s the version of that rihanna gif where she winks and does the hand motion but there’s a swirl effect in the middle

systm32

izyurfimenipaflanyant

very good

baltatyla

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This is so simple but I take it that it’s a comment on how hurting and damaging the environment only, with time, equates to hurting and damaging ourselves..

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this picture is so powerful

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nbhcannibal

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google this is his work laptop

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

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Marry him.

bifrostiron

did did you read the post

noivern

*sees a realistic drawing* i want to draw like that *sees a rough messy drawing* no i want to draw like that *sees a cute simple drawing* no i want to draw like that *sees a heavily stylized drawing* no i w

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