Jack and Jill Fell, and so did Alice. Try it!

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

you awkward Audrey, you

Ezra Miller on the US Election outcome.

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Ezra Miller attends the “Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them” World Premiere at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on November 10, 2016 in New York City.

“Now, you may have heard that — this was just announced, I just read it, so I can’t confirm it’s true, but — this campaign has taken away his Twitter. In the last two days, they had so little confidence in his self-control, they said ‘We’re just gonna take away your Twitter.’ Now, if somebody can’t handle a Twitter account, they can’t handle the nuclear codes. If somebody starts tweeting at 3 in the morning because SNL made fun of you, you can’t handle the nuclear codes.” — Barack Obama 

Where are the Sailor Guardians when you need them?

I never had an otp actually do the thing. 

(Part I: This is not fine) Please take care of yourselves and those who need your help. There are some out there who can’t afford to be strong right now, and we need to find strength together. Please let us not fall into apathy, please let us keep fighting for the equality we have been fighting for for years, despite this setback.

(Part II: But we have to be strong together) I’m really not doing okay, and I know others out there are doing much, much worse. Half of my country just elected a president who is threatening equality and rights for women, hispanics, muslims, LGBTQ+, and more. If you can’t understand why I’m upset, please just pause and try to be sensitive. We’re living in a world where so many people are okay with open hatred and discrimination, and their beliefs have just been validated across the whole country. So really, this is not fine.  

pumpkin creme brulee cake.

Czechoslovakia

WE HAVE ACHIEVED THAT WHICH YOU CANNOT