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Great idea Liz! Let’s take a look at some headlines

Culprit of the levitating pets found, so your cat can get back on the ground!

Madam Pomfrey welcomes the 100th case of wand-related incidents

Snape starts a dance battle at the ball (and wins)

Ravenclaw tower set on fire

Slytherin wins first quidditch match by setting fire to the opponents brooms

Weasley brothers found sneaking into the forbidden forest with MC

Student finally speaks to Dumbledore after waiting in his office for 8 hours

Slytherins found talking shade with the giant squid

Spiked pumpkin juice intoxicates the whole school

Gryffindors bungee jumped off the astronomy tower

Tonks morphs into professors and gains Hufflepuff 100 points, putting them in the lead

Hufflepuff prefect sent to Azkaban; students throw a party to celebrate

Trevor the toad terrorizes the Ravenclaw common room

McGonagall VS Mrs Norris

Dozens of Ravenclaw students sleep on the stairs because they are denied access to their common room

Spider in the Slytherin common room leads to total chaos

Zonko’s sold out after the first edition of Hogwarts April Fools

Bird animagus student shits on other students

House Elves turn all robes pink for April Fools

Flitwick drops his first mixtape

Hospital Wing is full after a game of Bludger Dodgeball

Peak Slytherin is, when you over think something so much you don’t even realise that you are talking out loud until someone stares at you weirdly because you just yelled at thin air to shut the fuck up.

Peak Slytherin is, when you can multitask a thousand things and still fuck up a simple task such as drinking water.

Dear Prongs,

No surprise, your and Lily’s son turned out to be the best kid in the world. Not exactly sure how much of a part I had to play in that, but I hope you’re happy and not too deeply regretting making me Harry’s godfather instead of Moony. I’d say I’ll try to keep him out of trouble more, except he does a good job of that himself. He’s a good kid, and a damn good Seeker, too. You’d be proud of Harry, if you were here, Merlin’s Beard you would be proud.

check out this cute transparent ghost that i made for your blog!!!!! :D

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Me: sees an opportunity to be petty

Me: