really good sign at the royal agricultural winter fair

generational shot from the other year

an ode to nessie

Left carby in the rain for too long

METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

"Here's a whole delicious cake I made only for you! Sorry that it's so big and delicious and makes you so happy, I made too much... 😔"

"Here's a delicious cupcake I made just for you! Sorry it's such a sweet treat that's small enough to fit in your hand and eat without having to sit down and dirty a plate and silverware and makes you so happy,...."

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

liquid metals in your blood

Prints on patreon this month!

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

Gustave Doré : “Joyeuseté” ou “À saute-mouton”, bronze, vers 1881. (Musée d'Orsay, Paris)

FUCK ALLLL EMPLOMYMENT

Gave them a turkey club

🐺 Forgotten Knight 🗝️

✨ Vintage ✨ [oc]