Fallen Outta Hell

the fucked up thing about job interviews is that everybody Knows that youre just there because you need money to stay alive, everyone Knows that the companys interests are in your mind secondary at best to you having a home and not starving, but they still need to hear you beg and tell them how much The Company means to you and how great an opportunity it is to work for them its so masturbatory 

"dress for the job you want not the job you have" *shows up at law firm in lingerie and angel wings*

yes hello I am the last barium bender

I’m crying brb

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Oh my goodness 😻

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PURRITOS. THATS IT. IM DONE.

books-and-cookies

No, I don’t blindly love on female characters. It’s all in the math. I try to approach everything with a 100%, resulting in a slightly biased 55% love potential for the ladies and 45% for the men. However, of you give me a 7:1 ratio of men to women, that leaves 55% love for the singular female character and 6.43% love for each male character. Therefore, my devotion is completely justified by the numbers, it’s not me, it’s science.

"Why are you still obsessed with Ferguson?" Because a kid is dead and his murderer is still free.

And the state district attorney publicly confessed to suborning perjury to let the murderer escape indictment. 

#u hold on to that friend#hold tight and never let go

Congratulations to my wonderful friend Iz! :D

+ The feeling you get when your effort turns into success.

+ fussing and petting a cat, and the love they give you in return