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You don't need to be a victim of anything or have some kind of trauma in order to be proship. You can just, you know, ship the most fucked up characters out there for fun.

Dragon age fans will really be like "omg i cant believe you romanced [war criminal] I romanced [other war criminal] because im not morally bankrupt like you :)"

It is too goddamn early in the morning for me to fucking look at this

the later you reblog this the funnier it gets

the queen died but honestly frodo baggins has been through so much more. The hardships he’s faced aren’t even comparable to dying of old age. Until the queen has done what frodo baggins has done I don’t feel sympathy.

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were “I told them they shouldn’t have hanged that woman. Well by damn they’re paying now” and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means

going through the horrors (sunday evening)

I think it's very sexy when a fictional character knows they're doomed but makes the conscious choice to keep trying anyway

Just got back from feeding white babies cigarettes at the park

when I was a baby i would root through the bag and sniff out the winstons with the precision of a bloodhound or perhaps hog. after hauving covid though i cant smell which are wich and ive unfortunately has to stop :’(

This is just like the time the oncler made me put a condom on a banana repeatidly untim he got bored and beat me until i was unconcious

Sorry.