if there is light it will find you

me, when literally anything happens: maybe it’s a sign 

nooo don't kill me i won't drop any useful items haha

i am not immune to the giant valentine bear aisle

Cringe trauma from my fail childhood

go anon and say whatever you'd like to me

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no more trusting people without a blood pact first

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance! Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid