Full Time Amateur Cat Photographer

last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.

You will never escape this video as long as I am alive.

wow i cant wait to have my own apartment n come running down the hallway to my door in my heels after a long day at work and opening my door and hearing the sound of my keys hitting the counter and looking at what mail arrived that day and then going to the bathroom and taking care of myself and applying lotions to my entire body n applying face masks and listening to the way you look tonight by frank sinatra on vinyl n dancing around slowly while wearing nothing but my cute lace bra & undies n a dark red silky lace robe that i havent even wrapped around my body yet and makin myself a snack. i cant wait to get to that.

Me af

What do I have to do to be loved like this

Reblog if you suck dick or like French fries

HAS NO ONE ELSE NOTICED THE HAND ON HER FUCKING SHOULDER?????

Goals

what the fuck is this

he loves shrimp

$20 FOR A DVD IS RIDICULOUS