Lil Lady

Consistency is harder when no one is clapping for you. You must clap for yourself during those times, you should always be your biggest fan.

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

technically aren’t the people in fandoms that like intensely adore a villainous character and jump straight to another one when they appear also minions by definition

next time can you just come kill me in person it would be kinder

Google+ is finally dead holy shit

Dr Phil heard a knock on the door, looked out the window, saw Death standing there, and shut the blinds

this is tim heidecker cosplaying as dr. phil

me whenever more than 5 customers enter my store: fuck we are under attack

free market baby

Law & Ethics

the oppressione never cease

what happened cat?

im was given one (1) treat. only one

Cat u will get chunky if u eat too many