The Lightning Thief: The Musical ask meme
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â The Gods are real. â
â They donât pay attention to you, either, especially if youâre their kid. â
â Itâs time you heard our side of the story. â
â Now I wish I had taken notes. â
â My teacher was a creature then she vanished in the ether with a demon scream. â
â This wasnât the place for you. â
â I can only accept the best from you. â
â Dude, you got expelled. â
â I canât tell you all my secrets. â
â I first saw him in the water, coming out of the morning mist. â
â Was he a screw up too? â
â Blue food isnât normal, blue food is deranged, and thatâs why itâs my favourite. â
â Normal is a myth, everyone has issues theyâre dealing with. â
â The things that make you different are the very things that make you strong. â
â The only thing I seem destined to is detention. â
â My ADHD gets the best of me. â
â Dyslexia, not cool. â
â Youâre special, like food the color blue. â
â Donât pass out. â
â Am I dead or am I dreaming? â
â What belongs to the sea can always return to the sea. â
â Of course being alive is temporary. â
â When youâre in charge itâs like youâre cursed. â
â Then I kissed him and all of a sudden he started growing sunflowers everywhere! â
â Girls and ponies. â
â I donât have time to fill you in on the details but look, heâs also a centaur. â
â You can hate it here but I hate it first. â
â You say the Gods are real, so how could they let that happen? â
â I know that the future looks blurry, but not to worry, just do what you can. â
â When I would reach out no one else would be there. â
â I want my birthday cards and fishing trips, child support and homework tips! â
â Weâre literally the reject cabin. â
â You wanna know whose house youâre fighting for. â
â Youâll drown, you ainât gonna float. â
â Just stay here. Just stay in the bathroom and stay out of trouble. â
â All things couldnât be worse when your parents run the universe. â
â He went for a hike, to explore new frontiers, and no one has seen him for thousands of years. â
â If I try to sing itâll probably cause an avalanche. â
â Too bad heâs the worst and my lifeâs a mess. â
â Approach and face your destiny. â
â You shall find what was stolen and see it restored. â
â Everything I ever do is wrong, never fine where I belong, everybody on my case. â
â Donât act up, donât act out, be strong. â
â I try, I try to be a good kid. â
â I swear that Iâm a good kid, guess Iâm good for nothing at all. â
â No friends and no hope and no mom⊠â
â I swear I never stole anything, I never meant to hurt anyone. â
â I swear that Iâm a good kid whoâs had a bad run. â
â All I need is one last chance to prove Iâm good enough for someone. â
â So what if no oneâs come back from the underworld, Iâll be the first. â
â Five long years stuck at camp. â
â Iâve got mad battle strategy, my mom will be impressed. â
â Weâre gonna march straight down to the underworld! â
â Guys, we just exploded a bus! â
â Hades is sending his monsters after us, weâre doing something right. â
â Weâre lost in the woods, somewhere in New Jersey and weâre never gonna make it to LA. â
â Tell the squirrel youâre sorry. â
â I think the Gods are trying to tell me that they hate me. â
â Canât go back to any home. â
â Iâve always been a smart girl. â
â My grand plan is that I will be remembered. â
â You better wise up cause I will rise up. â
â Iâve always been a tough girl cause most girls never win if theyâre polite. â
â I will be great, just wait and see. â
â Someday soon I swear, I donât know how or when, but I promise you Iâll never be invisible again. â
â There ainât no way in Hades that weâll win. â
â Look how far weâve come, we canât give in. â
â Drive, just drive, stay ahead and stay alive. â
â Pedal to the metal and drive. â
â The weather may be stormy but the road is still before me. â
â Itâs one foot forward at a time. â
â Why, my brother and I arrived just yesterday, May 1st. 1939! â
â Stay ahead and donât get dead and stay alive. Â â
â The Oracle can can it, Iâll save my mom and save the planet. â
â Everything is unfolding as Iâ as we planned it. â
â Maybe if Iâd been a little bit braver. â
â But maybe doesnât let me go back and save her. â
â Youâre D.O.A. and youâre here to stay. â
â Youâre stuck forever, never get away. â
â No hope for survival, youâre dead on arrival. â
â Theyâre lucky! Their voices will never change now! â
â You ainât never gonna save what matters. You ainât gonna protect your friends. You ainât never gonna be remembered. This is where the story ends. â
â Seems my good intentions always crash and burn. â
â Never once will I prevail, going wrong at every turn. â
â Maybe my dad was a screw up too. Maybe he did the best that he could do. â
â Better late than never to finally get a sign. â
â Iâm the son of Poseidon and Iâm gonna win. â
â Who wins if the Gods go to war? â
â We work well in three. â
â How do you feel about a lot of water? â
â What do you do when the quest is ended? What do you do when the battleâs won? â
â What do you do when itâs over? â
â I could stay and train for a piece of the action but what about peace of mind? â
â Why do I feel like thereâs something left I need to find? â
â How come you donât go home? â
â Sometimes familyâs worth the trouble. â
â What do you do when youâve come to the last day of summer? â
â They wonât bother to show their faces, itâs time to make the world our own. â
â The Oracle warned you. â
â He promised me the power to defeat our parents. â
â Iâll do anything, I donât care if I hurt anyone. â
â The Gods were never on our side so I think itâs time we watch them fall. â
â Soon there will be no Gods at all. â
â Thereâs gonna be a fight. â
â There still might be a war. â
â Things will get bad before they get better. â
â It may feel like an ending but the battleâs just begun. â
â We can fail but we have to try. â
â Donât feel bad cause weâre usually about to die. â
â Bring on the monsters. Â â
â Bring on the real world. â
â Gotta know where the real faith lies when itâs time to rise and stand your ground. â
â They put us in a box but we wonât be contained. â
â If youâre looking for trouble then count me in. â
â Iâll be back next summer. â