I Love You And I Like You

leslie + ann - “Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries.”

She asked me what my birthday was. I wouldn’t tell her. She wouldn’t stop talking. I gave in. I told her my birthday. Then she opened up the newspaper to the horoscope page, wrote something down, tore it out, handed it to me.

I’m Almost There!

First, Monica and Chandler will get married and be filthy rich, by the way. But it won’t work out. Then, I’m gonna marry Chandler for the money and you’ll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids. But then, we ditch those two and that’s when we get married. We’ll have Chandler’s money and Rachel’s kids. And getting custody will be easy because of Rachel’s drinking problem. What about Ross? I don’t want to go into the whole thing, but umm, we have words and I kill him.

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When you make plans, then you have expectations, and when you have expectations, then you will get disappointed.