please don't piss me off i need to be a sweetie pie to keep my heart alive

in my last life i was a silverfish and in my next life i will be that same silverfish due to a clerical error but after that i bet its gonna be smooth sailing

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

allrecipes.com

Kurt Vonnegut really went off with "So it goes." Truly the most devastating 3 word composition in the english language

this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

Are women who read bara fujoshis or is that another thing

scholars, they're called. Academics.