aight bro. Also this is now my intro post. I’m writing fics about it on my ao3 FairyandFicWriter.
ALSO SEND AN ASK OR COMMENT ABOUT A PIECE OF MEDIA TO SEE HOW ITS INCORPORATED AND IF ITS NOT I WILL ADD IT
But for now here are the beasts
Shadow Milk-Bill Cipher
Eternal Sugar-Marcy Wu
Burning Spice- Belos
Mystic Flour-Chat Blanc
Silent Salt-Lord Milori
and the ancients
Pure Vanilla-Stanford Pines
Hollyberry-Anne
Golden Cheese-Eda Clawthrone
Dark Caoco-Ladybug
White Lily-Fiddleford McGucket
and the brave gang
Chili Pepper-Stan Pines
Custard The iii-King Clawthorne
the rest are strawberry cookie, gingerbrave, and wizard cookie in no particular connection
Mabel Pines
Dipper Pines
Luz Noceda
more below!
Legandeires or however u spell it are
AOC(real life person) for Moonlight cookie
Kamala Harris for Sea Fairy cookie
Mike from stranger things as fire spirit
Eleven from stranger things as wind archer
Sofia the First as frost queen
Rainbow Dash as storm bringer
and Sasha from Amphibia is Piyata or however you spell it dragon
TADC has most of the same stuff except Dark Enchanter(Fiddleford) and his evil gang lured them there to use there bodies for the beast cookies.
Also elder fairy is the lady from tinkerbell like the wise one and stuff like that so it’s still the same ship dynamics for her and and Fiddleford and Lord Milori
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"Why is there no one with ARFID in countries where people starve/have very restricted food options ?"
They died.
"Why is there no gay people in (place known to be homophobic) ?"
They died.
"If these "depressed teenagers" are so real then why did no one talk about them when I was young ?"
They died.
"Why is no one autistic in (place where psychologists are rarer than a two-headed cow) ?"
Because there's no one to diagnose them ? And a lot probably died too.
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saying this as someone who has it but having ARFID is sooooo embarrassing especially when meeting new people. hi yeah i have an eating disorder no it's not one of the body image ones. yeah my brain arbitrarily decides whether food is Good or Bad or Contaminated or Other. yeah i don't eat vegetables yes it's juvenile no i can't change it. i swear to god i'm not doing it for attention even though it sounds like complete bullshit. sometimes i just Cant eat stuff. yes it frustrates me too
no i will not try the food again. yes ive tried it before and did not like it. no i will not get used to the taste if i keep trying it. no just because most people like it doesnt mean i have to. i will eat the foods I know i like and stay happy with those
On my tomodachi life island, the people you’d least expect to get into fights are the people who get into arguments the most. Pure Vanilla and SOFIA THE FIRST.
LMAOOOOO?????!! ISNT SOFIA ALL ABOUT KEEPING THE PEACE N STUFF- AND WE ALL KNOW ABT PV-
Yeah in the last episode after a ancient being of evil dragged her into her amulet(where one of her friends Elena of Avalon was trapped for 45 years) she lowkey got into a gacha life singing battle and like summoned her inner goodness and nuked the other guy.
On my tomodachi life island, the people you’d least expect to get into fights are the people who get into arguments the most. Pure Vanilla and SOFIA THE FIRST.
LMAOOOOO?????!! ISNT SOFIA ALL ABOUT KEEPING THE PEACE N STUFF- AND WE ALL KNOW ABT PV-
I look at the application with my big brown orbs. Was this happening? Could I really be friends with the amazing kuiper moth? Even though I was plain? I blew a strand of hair that came loose from my messy bun away from my face and picked up the pen shakily. Perks of hearing about shadowvanilla Truthlesssage, it was almost too good to be true. I decided to sign the paper. Suddenly the door burst down.
“Kuiper Moth?!” I exclaimed in shock.
“That’s right, it’s me, Kuiper Moth, fanfic writer, ask blog runner, and TruthlessSage CEO. Take another look what you signed.” Kuiper Moth said super awesome. I looked at the paper. It wasn’t an application to be fren to Kuiper, but it actually was selling me to one direction! Suddenly all the members burst in.
“One direction quote!” They all(Kuiper two) sang as they posed together.
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Sofia: no, he's under the influence of the legendary moonstone, which can destroy anyone who possess it,and lead them down the path of destruction, I've learned about this thanks to him
King Roland: so he's evil
Sofia: anyone has a plan to get past the hypnotized sorcerers that doesn't involve fighting
Zane:I know,we ambush them
Sofia: Zane, that's still fighting
Miss Nettel: what in the name of Merlin is going on Cedric
Cedric(twirling his wand which is now made of the rocks connected to the moonstone):oh I've taken the liberty of having my allies redecorate the school so it looks more dark and gloomy
Miss Nettel: YOU WHAT
Cedric: y'all will soon be under my control
Camila: you wish,Mr Cedric
(charges towards Cedric then she stops)
Cedric: aren't you going to fight me
Camila:Sofia says no fighting,fine by me as you have a wand that's made of the rocks
Spirit of Wormwood: you should have just zapped her right then and there
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Screw some of the strongest people in the verse (allegedly) by giving them lovechildren
the stork dropped them off btw
Close Ups + Yapping Below
Text:
"Mad he can't get mad"
"I used to be feared"
"Life is Beautiful"
"entranced"
"Picture of Pure Vanilla
No-Text Ver + CloseUp
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Shamilk has a picture of PV and bro uses it as a baby sensory video ,,
Idk what's funnier; Star Milkcrown Object Impermanence so Shadow Milk has to keep a picture of PV on him at all times (and vice versa), or him just having a picture of Pure Vanilla around to distract baby with jingling keys but instead of keys hes
jingling pure vanilla?
. he's weird enough to do that i think
As for Pyuba, the blue child one tends to be similar in temperment as Shadow Milk, which causes no problems at all . True. I think if the kids get too rowdy pv picks them up like sheep . #shepard
I also dont know how they'd parent . On one hand I could see SM sneaking extra treats before bedtime and PV scolds him for it , ,, on the other hand the former fount (who KNOWS how to care for kids, but hasn't really LEARNT how to...does that make sense? intellect vs wisdom? read about a bicycle while never riding on one?)
there'd be something silly in seeing SM as the strict one, getting on PV'S ass for making the kids a little too energetic 3 whole hours before bed, or calculating nutrients and vitamins in meals to the nanogram to make sure he Feeds Them Right
And would they be avoidant? or anxious? Something something abandonment and something something everything leaves eventually so maybe they should go beforehand? or hold on as tightly as they can?
Ontop of that, having to give themselves over to something else, elevated from an individual to something with purpose, thus suppressing their own needs and wants and personhood
much like the both of them had to do basically their entire lives?
ermmmm....what the derp!
anyway SM would handmake their clothes and plushies and PV would cook and give them their favorite meals and show them sheep and flowers and rainbows
This one's name is Star Milkcrown,,
Starry Night inspired, though of Shadow Milk's hair tendril thingies and how baby's hair might even be flowy like sage ver... and stars from fount
This one's greed sickens me
Blueberry Orchid? i think? or Golden Lazuli? Vanilla Bluebell? Azure Milk?????
you cant see it but baby has the little tooth thing . the little snaggletooth. hair isn't nearly as flowy as sibling but instead baby got the Eyes
I also want To Make More Kids . for them. so busy taking care of the children they forget to be weird to each other..
then again I dont even know these kid's genders. then again they were conceived like a week ago
So, it's a human AU, but with a twist. Sage and Recluse start out normally, as cooking in the dessert world/earthbread
However, due to mysterious circumstances, they're teleported into the human world. Their appearances take on the form of humans- which doesn't affect Truthless that much since his appearance is already pretty human-looking. However, Sage's appearance changed quite a bit, since humans don't have blue skin or naturally blue hair.
This actually causes a lilllll bit of PTSD for Sage at first since, guess what! Since humans don't have naturally blue hair, he spawned in with black hair! And guess who that reminds him of...(Shadow milk)
So, basically- as soon as they figure out what's going on and gather their bearings, sage gets his hair dyed.
Anyways, the story's basically about them trying to figure out how to get back home while simultaneously learning how to survive/act in the human world
Honestly I feel kinda bad, this this AU actually torments Sage a lot more that you'd initially think...
Not only is there the hair thing, but- it's a HUMAN world. Y'know, full of people who resemble the witches. I'm SURE that won't cause him ANY sort of trauma/flashbacks/etc.../sarc
OMG AUGHHHHHHH NOT MY BABY!!!!!! Pleaseeeee tell me recluse comforts him and is there for him and also that he is a little bit terrified all the time too. I love this so much.......I think sage should wear lil star hair clips to replicate his hair stars that would be adorable
