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wait what was happening while i was shaving my head/making coffee/taking a shower/having a life

Just a preemptive warning to ppl looking at my blog that ur my groomed boywife and im ur groomed boywife and if anyone takes that away from me because they think ur trolling cuz ur autistic I will kill them. I know how these tumblr brats work. S2g u cant even be 2 years older than someone without being called an old hag

I thought I was the groomed boywife ;-;

where the FUCK do I fit into all this?

You're papa bear and keep us all in line and give good advice and hugs :3

yknow what yeah that checks out. people will be shocked that i am actually the most grounded of this group /lovingly

wait what was happening while i was shaving my head/making coffee/taking a shower/having a life

Just a preemptive warning to ppl looking at my blog that ur my groomed boywife and im ur groomed boywife and if anyone takes that away from me because they think ur trolling cuz ur autistic I will kill them. I know how these tumblr brats work. S2g u cant even be 2 years older than someone without being called an old hag

I thought I was the groomed boywife ;-;

where the FUCK do I fit into all this?

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

Comfy even

@fairyhorror

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studies could come out showing that hot showers were the leading cause of cancer worldwide and I still probably wouldn't be able to convince myself to turn down the temp at all #boiling #boiled #warmthcore #heatcel

@fairyhorror im ngl u told me that hot showers are bad for your skin one time and i remember ur advice to this day but I crave the burn

you can have hot showers you can’t just have them so hot you’re burning yourself. that said i do however love a scolding bath so take what i say with a grain of salt.

sometimes a friend group consists of like, a bunch of cats meowing at each other. and we just accept that.